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Bill The Mountain

Okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!

About Me


Leroy!!!


This is why I have the funniest Myspace page ever (you'll come around...)

Chuck Norris!
House Of Cosby's (funnier than you think...)

Who... me?!?!
I have been married for almost 10 years
I have a 3 year old son
I play guitar in a band
I brew beer
I know famous people
I design websites
I teach Photoshop
I am a music junkie
I can sleep 24 hours straight
I'm on the internet too much
I still play video games
I still watch cartoons
I like zombie movies



My Interests

my website... though technically it's closed:

Philadelphia: Musician Resource Kitchen
www.PhiladelphiaMRK.com

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Frank Zappa (& MOI), John Zorn (esp. Naked City), Super Furry Animals, Postal Service, Nels Cline, The Magic Numbers, Spoon, Damien Rice, Hot Chip, John Frusciante, Dismemberment Plan, Sea & Cake, Secret Chiefs 3, Mike Patton projects, Mogwai, Kiss, Beck, Primus (& other Les Claypool projects), Phish, Disco Biscuits, John Scofield, Stephen Malkmus, Modeski Martin & Wood, Death Cab For Cutie, Weather Report, Captain Beefheart, Mahavishnu Orchestra (and side/solo projects), Gong, The Beatles, The Sparks, Sonic Youth, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Wilco, Club d'Elf, Spiritualized, John Fahey, Ted Leo, Anthrax, Kings of Leon, My Morning Jacket, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Megadeth, Steve Vai, Spoon, The Police, Buckethead, Les Paul, The Decemberists, Don Cab, Billy Cohbham's Spectrum, Pantera, Charlie Hunter, Clarence Gatemouth Brown, Pavement, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Karate, Sufjan Stevens, and Black Sabbath... I likes me some music.

Movies:

Anything with Zombies. Especially sexy zombies. Eww.

Television:

That My Name Is Earl show gets Tivo'ed. Maybe an occasional Austin City Limits or anything with musical performances... oh, and I'm really into Lost, because I like to be a follower. i also watch a lot of Spongebob Squarepants (because my kid adores the fella'). I like shows with a lot of cleavage!

Books:

I don't read a lot of books per se - my books are technical manuals for IT, photoshop, web, blah blah blah. I do own every book ever published on Frank Zappa. I also own a ton of media , music & counter-culture books, but I just don't have time to read them.

Heroes:

These are my heroes:

Hi. Most people don't get this far down my page. Hope you liked your visit. Steal some of my Myspace pictures while you're here... Why not? I stole 'em.

My Blog

I'm not going to blog, but I'll pretend I'm the author of this one...

www.DrunkenStepfather.com
Posted by Bill The Mountain on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:26:00 PST

Chuck "Fucking" Norris!

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Nor...
Posted by Bill The Mountain on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:31:00 PST