you HOE BAG

*ABOUT
moi

The BASICS

.. Background: My name is Sophia, born in Manhattan, New York. Lived in Beaverton, Oregon for 16 years. Cant wait for college. Debating between UO and OSU.

Past Sports: 9 years of soccer [mid center/left], 6 years of ice-skating, 2 years of basketball. Currently play lacrosse.

** The ONLY thing that i hate in this world: TOMATOES yuck. The ONLY character that i hate in this world: People who thinks they are better than others because of what they have. The ONLY thing that i hate while kissing: teeth bashing, tongue swallowing, lip slobbered kisses &/or make out sessions.

My favorite wine: Reserve Series: Ste. Chapelle 2005 Ice Wine Riesling IDAHO. OR My specialty: Orange Blossom My favorite beverage: Vodka (um.. all) esp. PINK.

The OTHER HALF
Theres more to me then what meets the eye. I volunteer a lot. I eat alot. I mean, alot alot. alot. I love mocha icecream. I like ice wine. I say "thats cute" alot. I draw when i feel like it. im versatile. im assiduous. i dont like conformists. I'm weak towards guys who play drums, guitars, and pianos. i like competing if its worth it. i like to sit. i hate running. i say "mk dmk" as a replacement of "oki doki". i dont like moving unless i really have to. i like giving back to the community. i like coconut. i like to make sex hair for myself.i LOVE to clean. I'm a perfectionist. i like pictures, taking pictures, and anything about 'em. i love (black&white) photography. im overly obsessed with hair. i hate being cold and hot and all at the same time. i like hottubbing. i like the smell of pinecones, cologne, and perfume. i LOVE washing my hands [i do everytime i get the chance to]. i hate racist bastards. i like people who uses correct grammer. i dont like people who thinks they 'know it all'. i like the smell of the morning mist on the grass. i dont like people who make calumnies about others. I keep my personal life private (even my best friends dont even know). i love horses. i dont like the feeling of bloating and constipation. I get easily frusturated when people aren't clear second time around. I love people who respect others. i love jalapeno's (chips, by itself, etc). i dont know when i'm hungry, i just constantly think i am. i like presentations and speeches. i like the sound of the trickling water and raindrops that fall in the puddle. i like clothes, but not shopping. i dont like sweets as much. i LOVE mcD's frenchfries. i get lethargic easily. I dont like people who think they are mature than others, therefore think better of themselves. i like the feeling of digestion. i like to poop and fart (i feel healthier everytime). I like people who try to scrutinize my thoughts through intricate understanding of reasons such as why i am obdurate towards indolent beings with confined knowledge of others feelings. i dont like people's sympathy and feeling sorry for me. i like to 'cuddle puddle' (only blondie and i know ;] ). i dont like bulletins (because i dont get them, they're annoying) but dont worry, i wont hate you for it. i like to be open about a lot of things. i like the few moments when the ray of sunlight brightens my room. i like to find about new strengths and weaknesses in me that i've never realized before. i dont like people helping me or giving me advice when i didnt ask for it. i like the natural scent of the forest. i put 100% effort in all the things i do (even if its a small task). i dont like noisy cars. i like the feeling when the radio plays one of my favorite songs (when i havent heard it for awhile). i like the sour taste. i dont like the dark - i'm scared of it; including mirrors, dolls, clowns. i'm a hippy at heart NOT to talk to you, ever, again.

The DEFINITION
most importantly [that is.. IF you want to be my friend]: I honestly dont care what you have done in the past 'cause if i like you for who you are as of now, why the fuck does it matter. -- so forget about it. Be loyal, dependent, trustworthy, be a friend. Dont talk shit about others around me or atleast limit yourself, especially if they're your 'friends'. Dont be shallow and pedantic. Be yourself. Don't be fake. Imitation is suicide. Oh yeah, and make sure you love me, adore me, and respect me.

To SUM IT UP
If you have ever said any of the following in a manner which was not purely sarcastic and/or making fun of those lesser beings who actually converse in such ridiculous banter-- then you should go eat a bunch of rocks and then jump into the ocean.

The Following Includes,but is not limited to, such sentences/phrases/statements as "OmG YoU R SoO HoTt" "damn baby you wanna hook up I'm tryin to holla" "yOu LoOk LiKe So-&So." "Hot hair." "huggles"(should be shot whoever says that)"

Hi, I'm 18/F, not so new to the area, looking for some fun people to meet, you look like you could be fun want to get together for a drink/sex/child molestation/crashing cars/eating zebras sometime?" Yes, if you have ever said or thought of saying any of the preceeding please die.

I'll Tell you who i DONT WANT TO MEET:

YOU if you think you're gonna get some just because you're in a hardcore band.
YOU if all you do is talk about your money.
YOU if all you do is talk about other women.
YOU if you COMPARE me to ANYONE in a way that is demeaning.
YOU if you just want sex.
YOU if you talk down on ANYTHING I do.
YOU if you ride a crotch-rocket.
YOU if you make fun of the music I listen to.
YOU if you can't READ.
YOU if you don't let me have a little SPACE.
YOU if you're FUCKING NEUROTIC, seems like I've been meeting my fair share of those.
YOU if you're trying to pick up on my friends and you're dumb enough to think my friends don't tell me stuff like that.
YOU if you try and tell me not to wear makeup or be more natural, I like to look pretty.
YOU if you are superficial.
YOU if you're bombastic.
YOU if you are more than overly confident about yourself.
YOU if you're a wigga in ANY WAY.
YOU if you spell simple mindless shit incorrectly.... or use bad grammar. Including capitalizing every other damn word.
YOU if you haven't finished highschool.
YOU if you're a moron. You should know if you are.

I'll Tell you who i DO WANT TO MEET:

What is Success?To laugh often and much;To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;To appreciate beauty; To find the best in others;To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived;This is to have succeeded.Ralph Waldo Emerson
(Transcendentalist)

Henry David Thoreau (Waldon)

Your BEHAVIOR
i LOVE the originality in myself & others so if you make an attempt to copy me or anyone else i will probably hate you. [♥]

The TRUTH
1. The people who are excluded, learn to love themselves.
2. The people who desire for popularity, never learn who they are.
3. The person who seems to be smart, makes dumb mistakes.
4. The person who is the busiest, never has time to say so.
5. The person who has the most drama, doesn't spread it.
6. The person with the most problems, seems to have none.
7. The person who seems to receive the most, sacrifices even more.
8. The person who seems to have alot of friends, doesnt have any
9. The person who seems to be the happiest, hides their sadness
10. The person who boasts, has the lowest self esteem.

BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE. NOT WHAT OTHERS WANT TO SEE.

NO ONE DIES A VIRGIN;
LIFE SKREWS US ALL.

its about the summer before you went off to college, the friends you grew up with, freedom from the past and no fear for what lies ahead. It’s laughing at something you’re really too old to still find funny. It’s the last moment of innocence as you travel into adulthood. In a world where everything is a little too big, where nothing seems personal or original anymore, you will learn to stay the course and find that sometimes, its about what you don't do.

*ONLY
LOVES..
+ GUYS Who wear tight girl pants. [Overall, someone with good sense of style & looks sophisticated]
+ WITTY People
+ FUR Jackets.
+ DIOR & Chanel Sunglasses
+ SALTY Food
+ FAKE Nails // NAIL Polish
+ COUNTRY // INDIE // OLDIES // CLASSIC // SOFT JAZZ Music
+ SITTING Down
+ LISTENING To people
+ A New Perspective // PEOPLE'S Opionion that is different from mine.
+ LIPGLOSS
+ FACE Wash from the Body Shop
+ BRONZER
+ PEOPLE who are Individuals & Original
+ VOLUNTEERING
+ MIDDLE School
+ DISNEY Movies
+ SCAREY // CHICK FLICK Movies
+ TO Design .. ANYTHING [Graphic, Fashion, Interior]
+ MYSPACE . I Admit.
+ MY Bed // Blankets & Pillows
+ UTENSILS
+ HOTELS
+ PICTURES & Photographs
+ PRETTY Things
+ FRIENDS & Family
+ SLEEP
+ CUDDLE
+ 'FISHY' Kisses
+ FOOOD
+ CLOTHES But HATE Shopping
+ WRITING Daily About My Thoughts
+ HAIRRR
+ PURSES & Shoes
+ BIRTHDAYS & Holidays [OVERALL Celebrating]
+ FRIENDS + MUSIC Videos
+ PANTS
+ STRIP Malls : URBAN Outfitters . THE Limited . VICTORIA Secret . J-CREW . ANNE-Taylor . METRO-park . FOREVER 21 . BANANA Republic . CATHY Jeans .
+ TRADER-Joe's
+ TURTLES & Elephants
+ BEING ME