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Onyx Blackman

hiffop vs raph. Duuuuuuuu....

About Me



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My Interests

Things that make you fat. TV, movies, music, butter brickle ice cream; you know, things you can do in a chair. Like your mom(as if she cares where I do her). Profane words as terms of endearment, you fucking asshole.

I'd like to meet:

A wealthy woman with dispensable income and a fetish for balding black guys. We'll be pals.

Music:

i like rap. i like cheesy 80's music. you losing your shit mentally is music to my ears.

Movies:

How about actors? Umm.... that ricci girl, that buscemi fella, vince vaughn if you really want to call him an actor, frances mcdormand(fargo cop), master shake, big pete, little pete, uma thurman, jon cusack, heifer wolf, i'll add more as they come to mind.

Television:

Dumb offbeat crap that noone likes. At least it feels that way. Big fan of kids shows. Few things are as relaxing. Don't front on LazyTown. Robbie Rotten pwns you.

Heroes:

I don't like people that much. You'd be better off asking me who I find funny. Canadians.