"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature." In essence, our Lord and Savior His Pastaness is punishing mankind's sins through climate change.
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igent falling should be taught alongside the theory of gravity in science class rooms. Afterall, gravity is just a theory, so we must present both sides of the issue and encourage debate. "The scientific explanation of gravitational force cannot explain all aspects of the phenomenon, so credence should be given to the idea that things fall because a higher intelligence is moving them. The theories explaining gravity are not internally consistent nor mathematically reconcilable with quantum mechanics, making gravity a "theory in crisis". Intelligent falling should be taught in school along with the theory of gravity so that students can make "an informed decision" on the subject in accordance with demands to "teach the controversy.
Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name: Loyal Follower of our lord and savior The Flying Spaghetti Monster (and Jesus of course)
Birthday:: November 18
Birthplace:: The Holy Land
Current Location:: Maryland
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Ebony
Height:: 5' 8''
Right Handed Or Left Handed:: Right Handed.
Your Heritage:: Chosen people of the God, the all powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Shoes You Wore Today:: The Sandals that any good believer would wear.
Your Weakness:: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Your Fears:: Left Wing Liberal God-hating Communists out to destroy religion, God, and traditional values
Your Perfect Pizza:: Any topped with spaghetti with giant meat balls and noodly appendages
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Convert as many people as possible to orthodox Pastafarianism
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: WWFSMD?
Thoughts First Waking Up:: How may I better serve the Flying Spaghetti Monster (aka God) today?
Your Best Physical Feature:: My mind and body so I can better serve the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Your Bedtime:: 8 PM
Your Most Missed Memory:: Worshipping in a congregation with my fellow brothers and sisters of Pastafarianism
Pepsi Or Coke:: Whichever goes better with a plate of spaghetti
McDonalds Or Burger King:: Whichever one serves spaghetti.
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: Either one after a meal of a plate of spaghetti.
Chocolate Or Vanilla:: Whichever goes better with a plate of spaghetti.
Cappucino Or Coffee:: Both provide me with caffinee, so I can pray longer during Pastafarian congregations.
Do You Smoke:: No.
Do You Swear:: "Thou Shall Not take the name of the Lord FSM in vain."
Do You Sing:: All the time in the holy church of the FSM...I sing gospel music.
Do You Shower Daily:: Indeed, to cleanse my soul.
Have You Been In Love:: I love the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Father, son, and the holy spirit) with all my heart and soul.
Do You Want To Go To College:: To teach the college liberal elites the truth path to salvation.
Do You Want To Get Married:: Eventually, because procreation is one of our duties deemed from the Pastafarian bible.
Do You Believe In Yourself:: I place my belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
Do You Get Motion Sickness:: Yes, when I am singing the praises of Flying Spaghetti Monster...
Do You Think You Are Attractive:: The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves all of his children equally.
Are You A Health Freak:: I eat only spaghetti based products that considered Kosher in Pastafarianism.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: "Thou shall honor thy mother and father."
Do You Like Thunderstorms:: Yes, they are creations of FSM to punish the sinners of this world.
Do You Play An Instrument:: Church Organ, Church Choir
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: I only drink blessed tomato sauce that is the blood of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: Smoking is a sin.
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: Pills that enable me to eat more spaghetti.
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: Lust is a mortal sin.
In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: I will free myself from wordly possessions, for sloth and vanity are mortal sins.
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: Gluttony is a mortal sin.
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: Gluttony is a mortal sin...
In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: Not that I am aware of.
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: No.
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: Modesty is a tenant of Pastafarianism.
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: "Thou Shall Not Steal."
Ever Been Drunk:: Getting drunk is going against the Flying Spaghetti God.
Ever Been Called A Tease:: Lust is a mortal sin.
Ever Been Beaten Up:: Never.
Ever Shoplifted:: Thou Shall Not Steal.
How Do You Want To Die:: Preaching to a congregation on how the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world in 6 days, 7,000 years ago.
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: Evangelical Preacher of Pastafarianism spreading the good news of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, our Lord and Savior
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: Jeursalem, Vatican City, Bethleham, and any city in Italy (lots of spaghetti)
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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Social Issues: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Ethics: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
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