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"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature." In essence, our Lord and Savior His Pastaness is punishing mankind's sins through climate change. ______________________________________________________Intell igent falling should be taught alongside the theory of gravity in science class rooms. Afterall, gravity is just a theory, so we must present both sides of the issue and encourage debate. "The scientific explanation of gravitational force cannot explain all aspects of the phenomenon, so credence should be given to the idea that things fall because a higher intelligence is moving them. The theories explaining gravity are not internally consistent nor mathematically reconcilable with quantum mechanics, making gravity a "theory in crisis". Intelligent falling should be taught in school along with the theory of gravity so that students can make "an informed decision" on the subject in accordance with demands to "teach the controversy.
Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name: Loyal Follower of our lord and savior The Flying Spaghetti Monster (and Jesus of course)
Birthday:: November 18
Birthplace:: The Holy Land
Current Location:: Maryland
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Ebony
Height:: 5' 8''
Right Handed Or Left Handed:: Right Handed.
Your Heritage:: Chosen people of the God, the all powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Shoes You Wore Today:: The Sandals that any good believer would wear.
Your Weakness:: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Your Fears:: Left Wing Liberal God-hating Communists out to destroy religion, God, and traditional values
Your Perfect Pizza:: Any topped with spaghetti with giant meat balls and noodly appendages
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Convert as many people as possible to orthodox Pastafarianism
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: WWFSMD?
Thoughts First Waking Up:: How may I better serve the Flying Spaghetti Monster (aka God) today?
Your Best Physical Feature:: My mind and body so I can better serve the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Your Bedtime:: 8 PM
Your Most Missed Memory:: Worshipping in a congregation with my fellow brothers and sisters of Pastafarianism
Pepsi Or Coke:: Whichever goes better with a plate of spaghetti
McDonalds Or Burger King:: Whichever one serves spaghetti.
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: Either one after a meal of a plate of spaghetti.
Chocolate Or Vanilla:: Whichever goes better with a plate of spaghetti.
Cappucino Or Coffee:: Both provide me with caffinee, so I can pray longer during Pastafarian congregations.
Do You Smoke:: No.
Do You Swear:: "Thou Shall Not take the name of the Lord FSM in vain."
Do You Sing:: All the time in the holy church of the FSM...I sing gospel music.
Do You Shower Daily:: Indeed, to cleanse my soul.
Have You Been In Love:: I love the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Father, son, and the holy spirit) with all my heart and soul.
Do You Want To Go To College:: To teach the college liberal elites the truth path to salvation.
Do You Want To Get Married:: Eventually, because procreation is one of our duties deemed from the Pastafarian bible.
Do You Believe In Yourself:: I place my belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
Do You Get Motion Sickness:: Yes, when I am singing the praises of Flying Spaghetti Monster...
Do You Think You Are Attractive:: The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves all of his children equally.
Are You A Health Freak:: I eat only spaghetti based products that considered Kosher in Pastafarianism.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: "Thou shall honor thy mother and father."
Do You Like Thunderstorms:: Yes, they are creations of FSM to punish the sinners of this world.
Do You Play An Instrument:: Church Organ, Church Choir
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: I only drink blessed tomato sauce that is the blood of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: Smoking is a sin.
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: Pills that enable me to eat more spaghetti.
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: Lust is a mortal sin.
In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: I will free myself from wordly possessions, for sloth and vanity are mortal sins.
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: Gluttony is a mortal sin.
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: Gluttony is a mortal sin...
In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: Not that I am aware of.
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: No.
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: Modesty is a tenant of Pastafarianism.
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: "Thou Shall Not Steal."
Ever Been Drunk:: Getting drunk is going against the Flying Spaghetti God.
Ever Been Called A Tease:: Lust is a mortal sin.
Ever Been Beaten Up:: Never.
Ever Shoplifted:: Thou Shall Not Steal.
How Do You Want To Die:: Preaching to a congregation on how the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world in 6 days, 7,000 years ago.
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: Evangelical Preacher of Pastafarianism spreading the good news of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, our Lord and Savior
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: Jeursalem, Vatican City, Bethleham, and any city in Italy (lots of spaghetti)
Take this surveyMyspace Profile
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Social Issues: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Ethics: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 120% Conservative, -10% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Spreading the good word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Revealing the truth about the scientific-bias agenda of gravity supporters, Promoting scientific discussion in schools by introducing "intelligent falling" into the curriculums

I'd like to meet:

No one but our great creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.Actually, I'd like to meet Darwin so I can punch him in the face. Science itself is a lie used by worshippers of Satan. Darwin is especially guilty of the ultimate blasphemy. We are not descended from damn monkeys!!!

Music:

Religious Music, prayer music

Books:

Of Pandas and People, the Old Testament (Torah), the Koran, the New Testament (Bible), the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Heroes:

1. Our Lord and Savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster 2. Abraham, prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 3. Jesus Christ, son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 4. Moses, prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 5. Mohammad, last prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

My Blog

Introduce Intelligent Falling into the Science Curriculum

Intelligent falling should be taught alongside the "theory" of gravity in science class rooms. Afterall, gravity is just a theory, so we must present both sides of the issue and encourage debate. "The...
Posted by Pastafarian on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

Why am I thankful to the Allah?

Allah Akhbar! Allah Akhbar! Allah Akhbar! God is Great! All praises to the Allah! ...because He convicted me as a sinner and initially called me to salvation when i was 7 years old ...because whe...
Posted by Pastafarian on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:42:00 PST

Why am I thankful to Jesus Christ, our true lord and savior?

...because He convicted me as a sinner and initially called me to salvation when i was 7 years old ...because when i was 18, despite several years of backslidden rebellion, He saved me from dying in a...
Posted by Pastafarian on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST

Great Quotes from the book of Truths - The Holy Bible

Accept Christ and God, or suffer the consquences:  They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lor...
Posted by Pastafarian on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST

America was founded on Deism

The founding fathers may have been born as Episcopalian Christians, but their religious ideologies resembled more of Deism, Agnosticism, or Unitarianism. Many great intellectuals of the 18th, 19th, a...
Posted by Pastafarian on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST

Religious Views of the Founding Fathers

"The religious views of George Washington are a matter of some controversy. There is considerable evidence that he, like many intellectuals of his time, was a deist  believing in Divine Providence, ...
Posted by Pastafarian on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

Finches named for Darwin are evolving

Finches named for Darwin are evolving http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20060713/ap_ on_sc/darwin_evolution_1 Galapagos Islands that inspired Charles Darwin to develop the concept of ev...
Posted by Pastafarian on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:04:00 PST

Help the Rich White Folks

The rich, white, Protestant, land-owning populace of America have suffered long enough under centuries of opression. Let us give voice to these underrepresented minorities, who deserve the s...
Posted by Pastafarian on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:08:00 PST

Top Ten Ways to Destroy the World

Top Ten Ways to Destroy the World by livescience.com http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp.html   1. You will need: nothing Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your th...
Posted by Pastafarian on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:42:00 PST

$50,000 to whomever can prove that Jesus was NOT the son of the Giant Spaghetti Monster!

$50,000 to who ever can prove that Jesus was NOT the son of the Giant Spaghetti Monster! $50,000 to who ever can prove that Intelligent Design is not total bullshit.  
Posted by Pastafarian on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:44:00 PST