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Brevity is the soul of wit...

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About Me

Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 Dreams are good until they're all you have left... Then their your only escape... Where's my salvation, my tranquility, my peace? Only in dreams... I once wondered if I could immerse myself so deeply in a dream that I could actually make it my reality. All I know is that if I succeeded, I picked the wrong damn dream... Que sera sera...

My Interests

Music, History, Science, RPGs, Fantasy Football, Da Ladies (Even though Carlin doesnt believe me), Madden Franchise, and... Oh yeah... Helping people... (Just so people know, there's more to helping than donating money... Don't think you can buy salvation, religion has already claimed that folly...Think about it...)

I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart more than anyone. I would also like to meet Barry Sanders, that would be amazing. Meeting Stephen Hawking would be pretty humbling... Just think about talking to the smartest person in the world.... wow I would also like to meet the woman of my dreams someday... And I think I just remembered who it is... Jane Fonda in Barbarella... Sexiest Movie in the world...

Music:

Jack Johnson, Elton John, Dave Matthews, Marcy's Playground, OutKast, R.E.M., CCR, Dr. Hook, Tom Petty, Aerosmith, Matt Costas, Marty Robbins, Dispatch, Guster, White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Billy Joel, Love Ballads, Classical, The Phantom Of The Opera, Meatloaf, Eminem, Tupac, ad infinitum.....

Movies:

Movie Ranking 1. Barbarella 2. Braveheart 3. Tombstone 4. Monty Python and The Search For The Holy Grail 5. Any Mel Brooks movie 6. Not Another Teen Movie 7. Gladiator 8. Lord of the Rings series 9. Any early Jim Carrey movie 10. White ChristmasAnd there are so many others...

Television:

Im really into Lost right now...... But Simpsons is the best TV show ever made hands down. Other ones I like a lot: DAILY SHOW!!!!!, SEINFELD!!!!, The Colbert Report, The Critic, Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Scrubs, Newlyweds, Chappelle's Show, The Soup, Cosby, Everybody Loves Raymond, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Golden Girls, Thundercats, He-Man, and probably lots more...

Books:

Watership Down, Ender's Game, Dragonlance Chronicles Trilogy, Hobbit, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Lord of The Flies, To Kill a Mockingbird, Of Men and Mice, Dark Tower series, Bushworld (Anti-Bush), A Spell For A Chameleon, and I eagerly read any kind of historic or scientific literature that falls my way...

Heroes:

Jon Stewart is a man I would really love to meet, He's one the smartest, most determined, clever, articulate men I have ever seen grace the screen.......

My Blog

Wanna Run Away?

Is there anyone out there who justs wants to get out of here? I'm being dead serious! We could just pick and go to South America, New Guinea, Europe, Asia, ANYWHERE!!!! I'll leave right now... Anyone ...
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Sun, 25 May 2008 05:05:00 PST

Be Prepared...Shits Gonna Hit The Fan!!!

These are the facts. 1. Global Warming is REAL. 2. We have reached and passed Peak Oil... That means all the oil from here on out is going to be hoarded and sold for outrageous prices. 3. When oil fal...
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:40:00 PST

Save Darfur Please!!!!!!!!

Dear Friends,We must keep our wordto the people of Darfur.Add your name to the thousandsof activists who are urging Congress:Support fullfunding for peacekeeping and humanitarian aid inDarfur. Last we...
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

Barbarella Highlights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B1WLTFD9Uc ...
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

I don't Know... Rantings of a delusional man

Have you ever wondered why people immerse themselves so deeply in a belief they cant get out? I wonder about that all the time... I think I know why. It makes life easier. When you put your life in th...
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:12:00 PST

Musings on Death... Freewriting....

I remember when I was 6 years old and my dog died. This is my first memory with death I can remember. It was a profound moment to me; thousands of different perceptions of information in my brain hit ...
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:21:00 PST

Jackass & Co.

Tony Blair Is A JackAss!!! Geraldo Is A JackAss!!! Pappa (William) O'Reilly Is A JackAss!!! George W. Bush Jr. Is A JackAss!!! Tony Snow is a jacksass!!! More to come......
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST

What I want in a girl

I want a girl whos vocab is bigger than mine (Granted, mine's not that big). I want a girl whos idea of a great day would be sitting outside on a patio in Broadripple doing a crossword puzzle, drinkin...
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

Relationships and me...

One of my biggest problems is that I can always Identify all my character flaws but I just can't/won't fix them. For instance, I desperately want to be with someone, BUT I never let myself because I'm...
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST

Just Thinkin.... (I'm DEFINETLY a Ritalin baby)

Random Ramblings Proof of ADD (Or is it AADD... I don't know, it's irrelevant)   Why is it every time I really want to get something done I really need to do, I somehow manage to rationalize it...
Posted by Brevity is the soul of wit... on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST