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The Carlos

I`m a Canadian Ninja, Bitch!

About Me

Hello. My name is Carlos. You may know me as "The King" or "King Carlos", or "The Big Dipper" or maybe even "Mr. Carlos" or 'THE Carlos". But you? You may call me CARLOS.As it stands I am a successful film editor and negative cutter and soon to be 'host/actor' as well. I do video editing, digital editing and promotion, work in graphic design and production.I am all about the action.

My Interests

Art. entertainment. PEOPLE WHO CAN TAKE SERIOUS ADVICE and not take it PERSONALLY. The smartest, most creative, most wonderful artists I know are ones who know when to listen to criticism and take it at face value. It`s the big line that seperates people who want to use the arts to glorify themselves and people who want to be the very BEST they can possibly be for the sake of their art.

I'd like to meet:

It`s not who I want to meet. It`s about who wants to meet me. Neh?

Music:

Barry White. Lovage. Romance songs. Porn music. Johnny Cash. Neo-Dogs.

Movies:

Y`know the classics: Too Kill a Mockingbird. Deep Throat. Star Wars. Debbie does Dallas. Cannibal Holocaust. My Plaything: Stacy Valentine. Those films always bring a tear to my eye.

Television:

Cartoons. Reality TV. Fighting. Bug-eating. Nature shows. Educational Stuff. Hammy Hamster.

Books:

Sex for Dummies. Anything with Ninjas. Or Jedis. Or by Harlan Ellison.

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

Dear God....

Thank you for boobies.   I mean war, injustice, famine, horror and starvation? All pretty much balanced out by boobs.   Dear plastic surgeons:  Thank you for fake tits too.  Good&n...
Posted by The Carlos on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:32:00 PST

Ever eaten your own poo?

Yeah, me neither. But I saw that Speed Racer trailer on the TV and I think it was similar.I kinda liked it.SEXY.
Posted by The Carlos on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:24:00 PST

Something I`m sick of hearing on Myspace

"I don`t want to have 1000 friends".  Shut up, yes you do.  You`re on a friendship network looking at dozens of people, surfing hundreds of pages a day and getting bitchy about Forbidd...
Posted by The Carlos on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:52:00 PST

Britney Spears for the Motherfucking Win

Everybody rags on Britney Spears these days.Like everybody.  Forget baseball and hockey, Bashing Britney Sports is now a national past-time.But not me, see I`m Britney Spears second biggest fan.O...
Posted by The Carlos on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:45:00 PST

Is the PS3 better than sex?

Yes.But not sex with me.Sex with you. Understand?
Posted by The Carlos on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

I won 1 to nothing.

This is my 1 year anniversary of being on Myspace. I have searched through thousands of people, old classmates, now deadbeat parents, musicians failed and otherwise, models failed and otherwise and I ...
Posted by The Carlos on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Timberlake versus PRINCE. It`s on!

http://beautynthebeat.blogspot.com/2006/11/182-are-you-serio us.htmlPrince versus Justin Timberlake? Wow! There`s a duel I can picture in my mind.Justified: "Bitch, don`t step up to me, I had like..7...
Posted by The Carlos on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST

Save Katie Holmes!

For some reason, every time I see Tom and that chick from Dawson`s Creek hanging out, and with Tom mauling her in public, I get this alpha male urge to save Katie Holmes.  Like I should be puttin...
Posted by The Carlos on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:36:00 PST

Yeah I trimmed you

Got no time for coasting ingrates, leeches who are too lazy to earn their own fandom and bitches who bad mouth my friends.Any questions?
Posted by The Carlos on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:18:00 PST

Tila Tequila = Jumped the Shark.

Maybe it`s the beer talking, but I just can`t masturbate to pictures of Tila Tequila anymore. Y`know? I mean, after I found out she`s only 4,11? It freaks me out.  I used to think she had these k...
Posted by The Carlos on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 10:16:00 PST