Well, I lost all of my thought-prevoking quotes thanks to some piece of shit hacker who got into my account and destroyed my profile. Here is my best attempt at resurrecting my "one-liners": i have been THAT guy and also the guy that IT happens to. it is important to understand both sides.......i am really enjoying living these days in what i like to call the "unparalleled life"......Team A all the way!.......Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me......in the end, substance wins.....blondes DO have more fun, generally at my expense.....put your head down and do the work.......while the whole world around me is falling in love, getting married, getting divorced, or just desperately seeking a relationship, i am spending my time delayed, stranded and laid over in national airports........my friends call me Victor Navorski (from the move THE TERMINAL) because I practically live in airports.......I am not proud of either of the last two statements......GOD gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to make one work at any given time.......I miss my friend, R.B.C..........Fuck Rosie O'Donnell.......My friends think I am the "Marriage Anti-Christ". I just think I am a realist..........money is not everything; it does, however, provide OPTIONS......whatever it takes, just put your head down and get it done........Lon Krueger has brought the REBELS back........go BIG or go the fuck home........cannot stand LAZY people.........you can be the best salesman in the world, but if you aint closin', you aint SHIT.......i just won the gold medal at the ITF World Championships.........some say that RENO is a bodily fluid swap meet..........HOT and psycho, or NICE and plain: pick your poison.........make no mistake, it is ALWAYS about SEX..........there is POLITICS everywhere.........
