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Joe

I have a fever and the only prescription is more cow bell

About Me

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I enjoy good ol' rock n' roll!!! I have the best friends in the world....even aaron's weird ass. I love the waffle house and my favorite memory was the after party at Mike's wedding (spread em). Hats off to Jesse that night...you're my hero!!! I wait tables and go to school....what a life. I am currently a student at Jeff State and am majoring in Communications. I plan to transfer to Samford in the Spring. I am also growing my hair out for locks of love.
Bored? ((Over 100 questions))
[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? ::: Joe Horton
Birthplace ::: CPT
Age ::: 19
Age you act ::: 12
Current location ::: Home
Eye color ::: Blue
Hair color ::: Brown
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: RIghty
Zodiac sign? ::: Aquarius
Height? ::: 5'11
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::: Cracker
Your hair ::: long
Your fears ::: roaches
Your perfect room ::: bathroom
What you practically do in a day ::: ....
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::: jew
Phrases you overuse ::: damn jew
Your first thought when you wake up ::: just ten more minutes
Your greatest accomplishment ::: graduating high school
Something you want to do ::: graduate college
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::: pepsi (Mark)
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: BK
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: Christina ...she's soooo dirty
Chocolate or vanilla ::: vanilla
Adidas or Nike ::: adidas
Black or white ::: white
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: bills
Burgers or hot dogs ::: burgers
Egypt or France ::: the french are going to hell
Rock or rap ::: rock 'n roll
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::: socially
Cuss ::: some
Sing well ::: like an american idol
Sing in the shower ::: always
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: nah
Believe in yourself ::: mostly
Like taking these longass surveys? ::: nope
Play an instrument ::: yeah guitar and bass
Want to go to college? ::: already am
Want to get married? ::: sure
Want to have children? ::: i hate kids but i'll love my own
Think you're a health freak? ::: no
Get along with your parents ::: yeah
Get along with your siblings? ::: yeah
Think you're popular ::: somewhat
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::: nope
Drank alchohal ::: thats not how you spell alcohol but yes
Smoke ::: yes
Get high ::: nope
Done any drugs ::: nope
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: thats too much racial harmony
Been on stage ::: nope
Gone skinny dipping ::: nope
Been dumped ::: nope
Dyed your hair ::: nope
Stolen anything ::: some pens from work
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::: aaron
Loudest ::: aaron
Most shy ::: jesse until he's drunk
Blondest ::: mark
Smartest ::: jesse
Kindest ::: chad
Best personality ::: jenna
Most talented ::: ashley (that thing she does with her mouth)
Best singer ::: ashley and holly
Most ghetto ::: dave (he burns trash)
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::: mark
Pain in the ass ::: jesse
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::: jodie...i was thinkin osama bin laden style
Funniest ::: aaron
Best person for advice ::: leslie
Dependable ::: brian
Trustworthy ::: jesse
Druggie ::: none really
Most likely to end up in jail ::: derekq
Person you've known the longest ::: jesse
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream ::: dont remember
Last nightmare ::: dont remember
Car ride ::: last night
Last time you cried ::: when me and HW broke up
Last movie seen ::: Glory Road
Last movie rented ::: Cinderella Man
Last book read ::: i dont read
Last word said ::: read (i said i dont read to myself)
Last curse word said ::: dammit
Last time you laugh ::: last night with ashley
Last phone call ::: chad
Last CD played ::: shooter jennings
Last song you listened to ::: 4th of july
Last annoyance ::: hobby and jesse called me drunk last night
Last IM ::: forever ago
Last weird encounter ::: the lady that broke her face in front of me at work
Last person you hugged ::: ashely
Last person you yelled at ::: some random jackass at work
Last time you wore a skirt ::: 11th grade with leah shelton
Last time you've been evil ::: work sunday
Sarcastic? ::: always
Last time you fought with your parents ::: been good at that lately
Last time you wished upon a star ::: prob some drunk occasion
Played Truth or Dare ::: middle school or earlier
Spent quality time alone ::: today
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on ..:: no
Do you feel lonely ::: no
Ever TP'd someone's house ::: yes
How about egging someone's house ::: no
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: yes
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: id shoot them both execution style
Yo Momma ::: so fat
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: yeah...
What do you think of George Bush? ::: he works i guess
Any secret fetishes? ::: smelling stuff
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: no
How many languages do you speak? ::: american
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::: yeah
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::: yes
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My Interests

Music, guitar, bass, football, the thrift store.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Robinson (Jaki), Terry Schiavo, Jerry...., Chris Martin, John Fogerty, and Chad Kroeger (so I can Kill him)....and all the girls that Crew supposively bangs all the time....cause i wouldnt know em....and last and most importantly....anyone who is not a crazy ass, emo depressing--bitch

Movies:

Top Gun, The Breakfast Club, Million Dollar Baby, Cinderella Man, Oceans 11

Television:

Family Guy (it's your fault Jesse), Who's Line is it Anyway?, Around the Horn, PTI, Saved By the Bell (Not the College Years), Wonder Years, Family Matters.

Books:

umm....yeah

Heroes:

the ROCK 'N' ROLL GODS