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Jessica: Product of Evolution

No, you're a towel

About Me

I am a Biology Secondary Education major at Appalachian State University. I really hate doing these things. I feel like either I'm bragging or that I'm shortchanging myself. I guess I will just try to put the facts. I like to think of myself as a bit ecsentric, kinda goth-y looking, too intelligent for my own sanity (IQ = about 140), passionate, funny, logical, a little lazy, dynamic, and hungry (at least right now but I'm too lazy to move).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessica Porto
Birthday: 12/12/85
Birthplace: Glen Cove NY
Current Location: Boone NC
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Purple, black, brown
Height: 5'0" (aint it sad? Shoulda eaten my vegetables)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right (Downright gimpy with my left)
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Knee High black platform boots (very hot)
Your Weakness: Gothic men, gothic women, sex, Stand up comedy, dogs
Your Fears: Being alone, vomiting
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese NY style
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Dean's List
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: k
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck no I'm not getting up
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, hair, breasts (come on, I'm honest)
Your Bedtime: eh, depends on what I'm doing the next day or whether or not I found a new gaming website :)
Your Most Missed Memory: Christmas as a child
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'm not southern
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream: Vanilla, Everything else: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: I took it up recently for my health
Do you Swear: Fuck no! ......wait......
Do you Sing: Yes like a man
Do you Shower Daily: not in the winter, it dries my face out
Have you Been in Love: Twice
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college dumbfuck!
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: No, I do not exist....oh wait...*touches arm*....n/m, yeah I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: I smoke, isn't that enough of an answer?
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: I know how to play piano and flute but I'm not very good and I don't do it regularly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: absolutely
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I plead the 5th
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They dont come in a box, they come in that bag thing with the plastic tray, but yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, I don't even eat cooked fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: other than Oral Interpretation class, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Honestly I believe that I will die of extreme irony, like choking to death on antidepressants or swimming in the ocean and then drowning in my bathtub. I think I'd like to die in one of those types of WTF! type deaths.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: High School Biology teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair: Whichever way they can pull it off
Height: only a couple inches taller than me
Weight: skinny
Best Clothing Style: Goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: different kinds? 3
Number of CDs I own: like 60
Number of Piercings: 7 in ears, tongue, eyebrow, belly button, left nipple, nose and labret
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Far too many to count
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My Interests

Wicca, psychological studies, LGBT studies, music, movies, true love, internet games, food (God I'm hungry), fire, liberal people, pretty men, goth-y men/women, candy (still hungry), sleeping, dreams, Microsoft Paint, tattoos, body piercings (I have tongue, belly button, eyebrow, nose, right nipple, and labret piercings) honesty.

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost: my soul-mate. This person is honest, loving, faithful (to me, not to religion), intellegent (I've dated a dummy and it drove me crazy), funny, and loves to cuddle. In relationships, I am unyieldingly loyal and loving. When I'm in a relationship with you, it is "you and me" against the world; your happiness is my happiness, your pain is my pain. I'm fairly low maintenence in that I do not need to be bought expensive stuff, but I do require a great deal of attention and affection, both of which will be lavishly reciprocated. I don't play head games and I hate chick-flicks! NO PARENTS NEED APPLY!Secondly: friends (past, present, and future)Now for the bitchy part: I do not add bands to my friends, I do not care to serve as an advertisement for bands I've never heard of and couldn't care less about. Also, I do not want to be added to these bands' fan base just because you found me on Myspace. I put what kind of music I'm into because I think its a good thing for my friends to know, NOT because I want to be showered with advertisements and friend requests from bands just because their "musical style is just like some of the bands (I) like." Also, unless you are someone I already know/knew, please message me before you add me as a friend. Based on my limited amount of friends on here, it should be obvious that I will not just add you because you added me. If you actually care to get to know me, at least have the decency to write to me, I am worth that time and effort.

Music:

Hard rock and alternative mostly. Bands I like: Metallica, Marilyn Manson, Green Day, H.I.M., System of a Down, KoRn, Disturbed, others that I can't think of right now.

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, This Is Spinal Tap, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Exorcist, The Omen, Requiem for a Dream, The Princess Bride, Wayne's World 1&2, A Mighty Wind, Saw, Silence of the Lambs.

Television:

South Park, Aquateen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Spongebob Square Pants, Fairly Oddparents, American Dad, Invader Zim, Wonder Showzen, (Damn, I guess I like cartoons a lot!), any kind of standup comedy.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Ishmael, 1984, The Martian Chronicles, Count of Monte Cristo, The Things They Carried, To Kill a Mockingbird, Farenheit 451, Catcher in the Rye, Ordinary People, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, Lenore (Ok, the last 3 are comic books but they are also directors cuts which translates into lots of words!)

Heroes:

My mom's late cousin Johnny: paralized from the waist down since birth, died scuba diving (how fucking bad ass is that?) Jesus of Nazareth, a good man who did not deserve to die so horribly. Charles Darwin, my educational idol. My mother and father, the best parents in the world. My grandmother, 92 years old, was up walking around one week after getting hip surgery.

My Blog

stressed out

I’m completely drowning in homework right now.  I’ve focused so much on my bio classes this semester that I’ve completely neglected my totally annoying education methods class.&...
Posted by Jessica: Product of Evolution on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST

Disrespected

Are there any decent men left in the world that aren’t gay? Being stood up two nights in a row by someone who claims to care so much about me makes me seriously consider just becoming full-lesbi...
Posted by Jessica: Product of Evolution on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:52:00 PST

You know who you are

What do you see when you look in the mirror? You know what it is to hate what you see; how does it feel, now, to see what you hate? A liar, a cheater, a breaker of promisses.  And what do I see w...
Posted by Jessica: Product of Evolution on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:19:00 PST

:)

I'm so glad she didn't believe me when I told her he cheated on her.  I know he was sitting right there feeding her lies, and I'm glad to be rid of him. A girl like that deserves a guy who will c...
Posted by Jessica: Product of Evolution on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:26:00 PST

Vengence?

I just don't know what to do.  I have information that could easily bring my enemies down but I'm not sure I could be that evil.  I mean, of course I could, but will I? I battle with that ch...
Posted by Jessica: Product of Evolution on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:25:00 PST

the end

I need to get out more but I'm always so tired and lazy.  I feel like a big part of me died in these last two months.  I miss the life I had and there's nothing I can do to get it back. ...
Posted by Jessica: Product of Evolution on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:04:00 PST