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About Me

Do you like stuff? I do. The thing about stuff is that there's a lot of it. I like to keep mine in a shoebox. I tie that shoebox up with a string. When I go to bed, I curl up with the box. Then I eat yogurt. You see how that works? I've always dreamed of punching a horse in the face... you be the horse, and I'll be the dreamer. :) Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him. On a sidenote, i've decided i don't have enough assholes in my life so if you know of any let me know. we can get together for coffee and painful jabs at each other's dignity... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Evil Genius
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They are scared of clowns

They like rap music

They are good in bed

They suffer from road rage

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My Interests

drawing, singing/playing music, painting, writing, and I have a general interest in your momma

I'd like to meet:

hosiers, no-goodnicks, my parallel universe twin, Mr. T, your mom, Kevin's mom, Kevin's maker, etc. Eventually I will meet Viggo Mortensen and we will move to Switzerland. We will then become friends with the local squirrel and duck population and live amongst them in minimalist clothing. After that, I will start a band called the Toe Jockeys and we will sing songs about toe jam. I will then enjoy a brief, yet hearty period of binge drinking, cocaine injection, and get involved in the asian prostitution ring, at which point I will find Jesus (through acid hallucination) and spend the rest of my life talking about that instead of getting a job. The point, my friends, is that my hands are huge and can touch anything but themselves.

Music:

Beck, Radiohead, CCR, Violent Femmes, Bad Religion, Dead Kennedys, the Cure, Beatles, Tribe Called Quest, Sublime, and last but not least; your mom.

Movies:

The Burbs (alltime favorite for some reason), Brain Candy, both Ace Venturas, Garden State, Debbie Does Your Mom, all 3 Scary Movies, Star Wars (4, 5 and 6- an unenthusiastic meh to the prequils), Lord of the Rings, Lexx, Trainspotting, I'll think of more later- or not.

Television:

Simpsons, Scrubs, Futurama, Venture Bros., Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, Duckman, and things other than cartoons that I won't mention. okay, Grey's Anatomy (give it a chance, damn it), House (I know; a lot of medical shows- sorry. God, get off my back about it), Lexx, Kids in the Hall, Zena, X-Files- okay, gonna stop now cause I look like a total nerd.

Books:

I dress myself, therefor I don't need to read. I also sleep nude in an oxygen tent which I believe gives me sexual powers.

Heroes:

Captain Underpants

My Blog

guess what i pooped? it was poo!

the thing about stuff is that sometimes there's too much of it. whether it's caked onto a public phone or a doorknob, or even propelled onto you by the farmer's blow method by a shitty friend, s...
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:08:00 PST

what we can all learn from the homeless

so i was walking down the street the other day and i stopped cause there was a homeless guy asking for change. i was like sure, and reached into my pocket and got out over a dollar in change bec...
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

it's good to be the king

i want to meet the king of the assholes. i want to meet him and bask in the glory of his assholeness. i want to tell him he has many followers. i want to thank him for making my life...
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:35:00 PST

life's a bitch and that's how you learn.

Life is hard. I bet you didn't know that. I bet you were all like "life? no way, man. fucking easy as shit." And then I come along and punch you right in your fucking ugl...
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:46:00 PST

Jesus H. Hamanyhuhuhuhngneh...

oh, god.. somebody kill me. please kill me. my nose is going to fall off. i'm sick as fuck. fuckity fuck fuck. macaroni.
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:41:00 PST

can't get serious about getting gay

okay, gotta get serious about getting gay. do you think there's a religious group devoted to turning straight people gay? those are the kind of people i need on my side. they'd be d...
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST

strange dream

I was hanging out with my friend, Tiffany. She took one of her boyfriend's pills, something like ecstasy. I don't remember what ...
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:00:00 PST

Last Legs

The lines are breaking. I think this cold is on its last legs. Gerneral Kick Ass Gently says he has a secret plan of attack on the clan. Chief "Little Turds" will never know what hit...
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:44:00 PST

I'm sick

I feel like ass. My head is going to implode. My mucus will shrink to a tinier and tinier mass and become dark matter, and not even light will be able to escape. I too will shrink in...
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:57:00 PST

the elephants

when the elephants dribble out of my brain during slumber to steal all my peanuts, it makes me wonder why I don't just stop buying peanuts. I need to be punished.
Posted by Hey, you with the face on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:55:00 PST