Michael profile picture

Michael

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am desperately cynical.

I prize expansive vocabularies and proper spelling.

I'm spitefully addicted to woman (yes, "woman," because it only takes one).

My Interests

intellirock, cello, sarcasm, poetic persuits, people-watching, classical mugic, batheball, neology, pedanticism

I'd like to meet:

If you were born on:
January 16, February 14, March 12, April 10, May 8, June 6, July 4, July 31, August 2, August 29, September 27, October 25, November 23, or December 21...
Please contact me.

If you were born on:
January 13, February 11, March 9, April 7, May 5, June 3, July 1, July 31, August 1, or August 2...
I'd at least like to know.

In addition, I'd also like to meet any of the following:
Aficionados and Connoisseurs, Church girls, Teetotalers, Addicts, Objective and Veracious Individuals, Listening-party Attendees, Empathizers, Supercilious Admirers, Crazies, Non-crazies, Non-sheep, Unrequited Lovers, Pissed-offs, Meloncholies, Rockers, Song-smiths, and Prospective Whatevers.

Music:

Beethoven, Aqualung, Goldfrapp, Muse, Jump Little Children, Albert Hill, Gershwin, Stone Temple Pilots, Cat Power, Peter Paul and Mary, Chopin, Tiesto, Pearl Jam, The Eels, Weezer, Ringside, Led Zeppelin, Listz, Pete Yorn, The Beach Boys, Live, Coldplay, Schumann, Cake, Damien Rice

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Vanilla Sky, Almost Famous, Blow, The Great Santini, Formula 51, Spun, The Butterfly Effect, Reality Bites, The Rules of Attraction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memento, Garden State, Minority Report, Closer, The Royal Tennenbaums, Snatch, Happy Endings, The Skeleton Key, Children of Men, The Last King of Scotland, Broken Flowers, Nachoooooooo Libre.

Television:

Conan, Breaking Bad, Scrubs, The Office, In Treatment

Books:

Hokus Pokus, All Things Bright and Beautiful, All Things Great and Small, All Things Wise and Wonderful

My Blog

Party on, Garth!

I once read a reader-submitted one-liner in Reader's Digest that went something like this:Three girls were discussing the elation they felt after finally completing their college degrees. One girl sig...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:49:00 PST