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Bag of Douche

Mind the stepchildren

About Me


You're Colombia!
You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy. You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own and which is someone else's. You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time. Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up.
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I'm an Air Traffic Controller in the US Air Force. I'm currently stationed at Ramstein AB, Germany. I have 2 awesome little boys, Bradley (6) and Caleb (2). I enjoy sports, music. tattoos, piercings, and just having fun in general.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark
Birthday: 31 March 1976
Birthplace: Cedar Falls, IA
Current Location: Etschberg, Germany
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mainly English, but a mix of German, Irish and other things
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Why would I tell you that?
Your Fears: I'm sure I'll know when I see them
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme, no olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get out of Combat Comm
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wow, that is a nice boner I have.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: I'm a grown ass man, so whenever I want
Your Most Missed Memory: It's missing
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Unfortunately
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Who doesn't?
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice, unless I'm running around playing war
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Back to, yes
Do you want to get Married: I am
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Sort of
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Well, there was that one time
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not on purpose
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am, Air Traffic Controller
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: average to tall
Weight: well-proportioned
Best Clothing Style: whatever makes you happy
Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the fifth
Number of CDs I own: More than you
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 15 or 6, depending how you want to count my sleeve
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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My Interests

Tattoos, piercings, basketball, football(I'm a huge Bears and Hawkeyes fan), golf, baseball/softball, reading, meeting new people, music, being a joker, having good times with friends, raising my two boys

I'd like to meet:

People interested in more things than themselves and can hold an intelligent conversation.

Music:

I have way too wide of a variety of musical taste to put everything here. And the list goes on and on and on.Beat Your Heart Out Videos | Music Video Codes | Michigan Vacations

Movies:

Yeah, I've got a wide range of tastes here too.

Television:

Sportscenter, football, etc.

Books:

New Evidence that Demands a Verdict by Josh McDowell, many C.S. Lewis titles, Stephen King (Bag of Bones), Dean Koontz, John Grisham (The Testament), The Godfather by Mario Puzo

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

Trippin'

So, I'm back from Italy. Hello, everyone. Venice, Florence, Bologna, and Pisa were all pretty cool. We trekked through Austria, Italy (of course), Switzerland, France, and Germany (again, of cour...
Posted by Morning Wood on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

Retarded

I'm retarded, but I think I'll work on it. That's all you get.....ponder, enjoy, wonder wtf.
Posted by Morning Wood on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST

Ink is Great

Oh well, I'm heading in on Friday to add some more ink on my shoulders. I'm going to add flames around my sundevil and light around my angel. Anyway, this is stupid but I wanted to write my first...
Posted by Morning Wood on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:46:00 PST