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Federica Fellini

Squaldrina di giorno, puttana di notte (Slut by day, whore by night). I got bill toupees, alright? S

About Me



My name is Federica. I come from Italy.

I'm a bitch and I like bIg cock in my pussy and ass!

I'm also what they sey? buysexual, which mean if you fat and ugly you have to pay me

Here am I, your girl. Yeah, right. I no think so, sucker!

My friend Jeremy Steele is porn star, he meet me in hollywood bullivard, he try to make me make sex with him on film but I say No becos I don't leik and that I wanna to be the famous actriss, so he tell to me to go on the myspace, where i can meat famoose producer

I don't liek the myspace already they ask all the private question leik how old I am, how much money, VAFFANCULO! what they want to ask me next what kind of tampon I wearing? What is with you american? you think you're the so great but I don't think so... Don't ask to me these kind of question

I sey I 18 but I little older, how much? None of you busyness!

Jeremy show me the porno movie. It make to me the excite but then man he makes his seamen all over the girls faces. Why they do this? I don't like! You do this to me I punch you in the meatballs!

My Interests

Why must I repeat myself. I like to cumplain alot becose the world it is fuck-up. Alotta pepull they say I the most complaining person they ever met, but that is becoz I have the high standard I tried to met them and if not so I don't liek and I tell you so. I don't liek alot of thing here in America. For one, their are to many americans. I think of move back to Italy. I don't liek Italy, neither, specialy southern Italy! Do not get me too started! Do you know why Italy is shaped just like the boot? Becoz do you think they can fit that much shit just in the tennis shoe?

Every man and woman must doo the daily doody and I do mine.

Don't mess with me becoz my brother Paolo will kill you.

I dunno about all these strange pepulls who say they want be my friend. I dont no you. What this mean at the myspace, "friend"?. In my country friend means someone you have actually met. And then you get to no them and if you still aliek each others you then be friend. Capiche? I dunno have many friend, only wons who do as I sey and liek what I liek. Do americans even no what it is that is the friend?

I come to this town want to be famous, fine everyone a whore, so I say if this the american way, this my way. I don't liek but I do, well sometimes I liek what I do. So alike every bodies else I sey "Hello. I am an actor." I sey, "Yes and so? We all actors in this town. Oh Wow!" I feel the compitesion but I don't not let it bring me to down.

I'd like to meet:

rich men with big penis, sexy lesbian

Here he is my cute little gatto Stephano. Some of my friend they mean they sey it look like ratto not gatto, but I no listen to them. Stephano not make me to sneez like others gatto. I love him so!

Music:

I listen to the station WIIFM (what's in it for me)// The good sexes like the good music so I can't get to much. To much the same song gets to boring so I like the lotsa musics

Movies:

Fredrico Fellini: Otto e Mezzo (8 1/2 -that also size I like of mens penis) and the others movies he make.

Television:

I liek sex in the city.

I sorry if you don't liek me, but if it so then Manga la Merda!Me ne sbatto il cazzo!

Books:

is boring. I don't liek.They say to me "Don't judge the book by the covers", but I don't liek too read, so what the fuck I suppose to do??

Heroes:

fuck You an all the stuped questions! merda!

My friend Jeremy ask to tell you bowt the movie biography it called "Porn Star For Rent". He sey it make alota moneys becos it has sex in it and it make you laugh. I don't know if this true becos this piece of movie does not make me so laugh and I see no sex to. He tell to me to waight that there is much more to "cum". Is this mean 'come'? Someone esplain to me what does he mean to me by more to "cum"? Does this stuped american no no how to spell?Stavo pensando mi casa.