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John

Um, Excuse me, Sir?

About Me

Hmm.. What to say? Would you give me but a moment to think about myself... I would not want to give you the wrong impression of myself, that I am sure. Well, I am quite the intellectual, with striking good looks, and most of all, I am the original strong hand. I am the second president stopping in Swain County to get a better connection with the younger crowd. Sometimes I wet myself, but that is only on those rare occasions. Oh I know I talk about Abigail far too much, but I do love her. Oh how she laughs at me when I have to change pantaloons, after having another accident! I fear that some of my friends are rather tired of my stay, but I am sure, nary quite positive that they will come around and start to love me once more. If you have any other questions, love, just drop by. I am happy to assist you in all your endeavors.

My Interests

Sometimes, on the odd occasion, I enjoy accosting young fellows and old alike with my becoming famous line, "Um.. excuse me, sir?" and letting them see my hand and then walk away laughing. When I am in the mood for something a little more calming, I relish pondering the Constitution and how it should apply. It is my favorite written document you know! I enjoy making new friends as well, as long as they talk in a false, high-pitch British accent. I seek to become famous, not just on MySpace, but all over the world! And on a more local level, I love my trips to Wal-Mart! That center of bartering has simply everything!

I'd like to meet:

Oh Bother! I would be quite pleased to pass my days in peace. All the hubbub meeting the people and remembering the names... I'd rather live at home and read a book of the lowest quality than go out, get dressed up and meet the people of greatest renown.

Music:

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Movies:

I am not comprehending the meaning of this space. Why, what is this movie? I am sure that Stephanie said something about this... she tried to show me by holding up a portrait of some actor over her face and making it speak and then used another picture to hold a most delightful conversation between the two. But why anyone would want to watch that when they could just hold a chat normally. I must have missed something, oh well; I have lived quite contentedly so far without these movies so I know that I will be able to continue my life in their absence.

Television:

Hmm.. I'm not quite sure what this vision of tele is that you are talking about, perhaps you can show it to me one day, hmmm? Usually Abigail and I simply sit about the living room enjoying our books and conversing. It is most enjoyable!

My Blog

My Goodies...

And so ends another day of adventure for our hero and heroine, Gavin and Cali.  And what a day it was!!  Cali and Clayton met Gavin at his house around eleven and they milled ...
Posted by John on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:05:00 PST

Yeah, You Like That Don'tcha? Feels Good Huh?

What an adventure!  My Goodness!  All the fun we had today; it all started with a break of the fast at Everett Street and just ended a second ago when we got home from Zaxby's.  (Both f...
Posted by John on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:40:00 PST

You Get Scared Easy

Home at last!  My visit to Washington is over and I am finally reunited with my partner in crime!  The trip home was so much better than the trip there; I had something to loo...
Posted by John on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:17:00 PST

WHERE'S MY PEE PILLOW?!

OH!  MY NERVES ARE ALL ENRAGED!!   During my trip to the mall I was the victim of a most malicious crime!  I was resting a moment before continuing my shopping for some new de...
Posted by John on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:42:00 PST

I CAN'T BREATHE!!

My Goodness!  What an adventure we just had in Sylva, I still can not understand all that happened!  We met Tiffany Carlson @ Sonic's and guess what!  She works there now!  We were...
Posted by John on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:01:00 PST

Homecoming Week!!

This week at school is Homecoming!!  March 6th through the 10th is extra special, and I can't wait! Monday: Costume Day!!  Become a super hero or anyone else you want to be for a day!! ...
Posted by John on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:41:00 PST

The Day and Night of Ashe

Oh My!!  What an adventure we had yesterday!  You know we met at the BBQ wagon where we got some scrumptious fruit cups as we waited for Cali dear.  After a couple minutes she pulls in,...
Posted by John on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:41:00 PST

Hello All My New Friends!!

I am overjoyed for we have broken the 200 friend mark together!!  We are making huge jumps towards our goal of Good Morning America!  My hand is all aflutter with all the excitement; I ...
Posted by John on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:01:00 PST

My Friend, Sam Walton

We once again went to visit Sam in Sylva.  His store was quite crowded with so many shoppers; we had a time finding a spot of parking!  It was a rather quick trip, however, we were out befor...
Posted by John on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:27:00 PST

Asheville, We Shall See Thee Shortly!

On Friday I will be in Asheville with some of the youngsters and Abigail, but I fear Quincy has a spot of Mono and will not be accompanying us on the trip.  I hope to see this indoor marketp...
Posted by John on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:49:00 PST