Alex Saint Alex. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"Do you still play golf?"
"I'm a satanist, not a poor person."
I'm Alex.
I'm a complete nerd & a political news junkie.
I have man hands & yes I'm aware it's creepy.
I love my blackberry, although it deletes my texts on a frequent basis.
I pretty much live off of this stuff:

You'd be suprised to know how much these worthless facts actually define me.

I ♥ these girls more than cheap Thaitian hookers.

My Interests

Bert's poppin' fresh rolls.
Chess.
Coca-Cola.
Concerts.
The Democratic Party.
Garden gnomes.
The color green.
Lumberjacks.
Mr. Whiskers.
My apple jack~
My The Used & FFTL underwear.
Orange juice.
Pizza fairies.
Pokemon.
Rice pudding eating cats.
Rock Hunting with Lizzy.
Sex scandals.
Spot the birthday kitty.
The smell of gasoline.
Maggie.
Ron & Milton the III Esquire (R.I.P)
Tasteless Jokes.
Threesomes with Jake D. & Tom Hanks.

I'd like to meet:

"Well I can hardly wait until I get the sun and your lips both pressing on my skin."
TOM HANKS.
Steve Jocz!
Matt Damon.
Bill Clinton.
Richard Lloyd.
IBM's Deep Blue.... Yes, a computer.
Max Bemis.

Music:

Any version of "Sweet Caroline".
Mickey Avalon.
The Dead Milkmen.
Adam Ant.
The Unseen.
Nsync.
Brand New.
Math the Band.
Television.
Justin Timberlake.
None More Black.
MIKA.
Rise Against.
WE ARE THE SEAHORSES.
Anti-Flag.
The Casualties.
The Used.
Jay-z.
The Ramones.
From First to Last.
The Dresden Dolls.
Say Anything.
I can make a mess like nobody's business.
Yo-Yo Ma.
Mest.
Blood Brothers.
Modern Skirts.
Jewel.
Mindless Self Indulgence.
Fear before the march of flames.
The Jonbenet.
Cap'n Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters (if you get the reference we should be besties).
Obviously there is more I like.
..

Movies:

I love:
Anything Ron Howard directed.
Anything Tom Hanks starred in.
Master of the Flying Guillontine.
Fight Club.
Cabin Boy.
Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Bug. (not the new one)
Spirited Away.
Super Troopers.
Lady & The Tramp.
V for Vendetta.
Fox & The Hound.
Crash.
Elephant.
Romy & Michele's High School Reunion.
Party Monster.
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.
The Stupids.
MOMMY DEAREST.
Sherlock Bones: Doggy Detective.
Ferris Bueller's Day off.
Clueless.
Michael Moore Films.
Coming to America.
Mary Poppins.
Life Stinks.
SLC PUNK!
Little Miss Sunshine.
Constantine.
True Grit.
Alice in Wonderland.
Overall anything with Samuel L. Jackson, because he's in everything.

Television:

CNN, mos def; except for Lou Dobbs.
Countdown with Keith Olberman.
Beverly Hills: 90210.
Lingo.
FLAVOR OF LOVE.
Family guy.
Ugly Betty.
Law and order:SVU.
I Dream of Jeanie.
Gilligan's Island.
The Nanny.
WWE Raw.
The Golden Girls.
Spongebob.
Happy Days.
Saved by the bell.
Conan O'Brien.
HOUSE.

Books:

I have read manyyyy books, but few can hold the title of favorites:
The Outsiders.
Please Kill me.
The Perks of Being A Wallflower.
Where the red fern grows.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging series.
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist.
I love children's books too.

Heroes:

Felipe & Martin.
Crystal B Demented!
Amber D.
Jo Say.
My Joshs.

John Paul Knowles.
Giacomo Casanova.
K. Mollet!
Edward R. Murrow.
& ofcourse the 'rents.

My Blog

I have never felt so

under-fucking-appreciated in my life until this weekend. I hate the fact that no one can take me seriously as an individual, especially men.
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:29:00 PST

So it’s settled, I’m getting hypnosis therapy.

Soon enough my self-destructive habit will exist no longer. No more mittens in the summertime. No more sudoku. No more buns. & of course, no more people screaming at me from across the r...
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:50:00 PST

Some college kids amaze me with their stupidity.

So I was at a Forensics tournament this weekend. & I was done with my persuasive platform, so I decided to watch my fellow team mates in their impromtu speaking. So I get to the last Impromtu roun...
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:24:00 PST

if you

use your first name and your middle name without your last name in any way to refer to yourself, just so you know, you're the biggest fucking d-bag on this side of the universe.
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST

I'm scared I'll get scared.

Leaving a comfort zone is the hardest thing to do. :[
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

This is a nice phrase.

"If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you."
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:57:00 PST

origin of species.

To be blunt, I am weak. If Herbert Spencer or Charles Darwin were here they would curb stomp me.
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST

I like my coffee black.

I miss people looking up to me. It really is the greatest feeling a person could have.... Maybe I'll do "best buddies", but with my luck I'll probably get stuck with a brat.
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:14:00 PST

gosh.

My teeth really really really hurt. :[ I thought the dentist's job was to make them feel better.
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST

He's a lumber jack and he's okay.

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.I sleep all night. I work all day.Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. & nbsp; &nbs...
Posted by Alex Saint Alex. on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:22:00 PST