Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog, and two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice-cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. WHO THE HELL DID I HIT?!
anyways,Im Kel-he. I ♥ Alex & Crystal (my BFF's). I have an extreme fear of fish. I pimp Alex's cat spot and dominate AP US History books. I share custody of Eloise the paralyzed pink horse with Alex.
You know that really grinds my gears! Where exactly in the Bible does it say a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player. Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible is way too long to read!
-Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin:The Untold Story
PETER AND BRIAN: *puts rings together* WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
PETER:Form of steam!
BRIAN:Peter we found these in a box of Frankenberries...
