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Jack Schitt

Say fucking cheese!

About Me

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My Interests

America,humour, the occult, philosophy, mysticism,psuedo-religion,history, politics, free-thinkers, sex [am just being honest, doesn't make me shallow] honest people, tattoo's, pirates, the wild west, knights templar, cuban cigars, bourbon, blackjack, coffee, beer, tutti fuckin frutti ice-cream,[anyone seen The Devil's Rejects, love that clip] trying to lift heavy weights.

I'd like to meet:

Females/bands/stars welcome for shits n giggles.

Music:

White Zombie, Metallica,Velvet Revolver, Guns N'Roses, Motley Crue, Motorhead,AC/DC,Black Label Society,Tarsha,Korn,Slipknot,Sekshun 8,Alice Cooper, Ozzy,Lynyrd Skynyrd, Doors,Aerosmith,Doro, Chilli's,Pantera,Pink Floyd,Zeppelin, anything that's Rockin!

Movies:

House of 1000 corpses, devil's rejects, omen, exorcist, salem's lot, shining, it,Jeeper/creepers,fallen, texas chainsaw, blade,hostel, blade runner, clockwork orange, The Fog, japanese ring movies, audition, ichi the killer, battle royale, b and w old movies-horror/suspense/comedy-austin powers,scary movies/action/spahhetti westerns,American porn.

Television:

Don't watch a lot of it, but when I catch it,CSI,csi miami,csiny, oz,prison break, beavis & butthead,south park, simpsons, trailer park boys, little britain, league of gentlemen, fast show, documentaries. Shit, sounds like a lot to me...

Books:

How to make love like a porn star,Helter skelter, Carlos castaneda, thomas hardy, homer, la vey, crowley, gibran, don quixote, my wicked, wicked ways, how to speak mexican spanish, hells angels, under the black flag,Orwell, Maugham, Kama Sutra, 7 pillars of wisdom, American civil war.

Heroes:

None. Never put anyone on a pedestal, you can't see their faults, but they've got a fuckin good view of yours!

My Blog

Make a woman laugh...

Make a woman laugh they say and you're half way there....just pray the other half isn't when you drop your pants!
Posted by Jack Schitt on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

So fucking what

Why add me to your friends list when you have no fucking intention of mailing me? Fuck off! Grow a fucking backbone
Posted by Jack Schitt on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:34:00 PST

My philosophy is...

When you get what you want, you want somethin more: the secret is not to want, here lies happiness. If wishing was enough, there would be no religion: without religion, there would be no wars. Ev...
Posted by Jack Schitt on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:24:00 PST

Ain't it fun...

Escaping a check up at the dentist then needing to go back a week later, only the next appointment is weeks away. Nodding when you don't understand a word somebody is saying to you. When you ain't got...
Posted by Jack Schitt on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:19:00 PST

It's only rock n' roll!

  The more porn you watch, the more you become hardened to it.[No pun intended] A case of, 'those drapes don't match the carpet!' Blondes are just as intelligent as brunettes. And they don't have...
Posted by Jack Schitt on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST