LEBANESE MUST WAKE UP!!! |
LEBANESE MUST WAKE UP!
A political documentary covering 30 years of war and post war in Lebanon. It highlights the real mistakes by the Lebanese people....
Posted by Tarik on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:22:00 PST |
Lebanese Jokes . 9 |
The driver's seat must be in an uncomfortable and impractical reclined position at all times. No more than one hand shall be on the wheel at any time. The other hand should be on the window frame.Alte...
Posted by Tarik on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:18:00 PST |
Lebanese Jokes . 8 |
A Homsi is in Bierut, looking for a TV.
He walks into an electronics store....
Homsi: A7abaaa , how much is this TV bleeze?
Store Owner: Get out of here, I don't sell to Homsi people.
(The...
Posted by Tarik on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST |
Lebanese Jokes . 7 |
A Lebanese and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.The Lebanese, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he...
Posted by Tarik on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:47:00 PST |
Lebanese Jokes . 6 |
Abu El Abed (AA) decided to visit Amsterdam after he heard a lot about it from Ahweit El 'jeiz. He went around looking for a girl...
AA: how much per hour?Girl:100AA: I will give you 200 if you do it...
Posted by Tarik on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:25:00 PST |
Lebanese Jokes . 5 |
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: 'I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service'. The flo...
Posted by Tarik on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST |
THIS IS FUNNY ASS SHIT!! MUST WATCH!! |
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Posted by Tarik on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:05:00 PST |
Lebanese Jokes . 1 |
On the sixth day God turned to the Angels and said: " Today I am going to create a land called Lebanon. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of s...
Posted by Tarik on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST |
Lebanese Jokes . 2 |
Syrian president Bashar al-Assad goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and Bashar asks him what his name is?
"Ali".
"And ...
Posted by Tarik on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:22:00 PST |
Lebanese Jokes . 3 |
There is also the joke about the Lebanese who rushes to the dentist "Rush, take this bridge out of my mouth". "Why" asks the doctor, "what is wrong with that ? " "OUT, before the Israelis come and bom...
Posted by Tarik on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST |
