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Jaimee

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About Me


Most of the people who truly love me are far away from me.

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't suck the life out of life.

.. Sure Love on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

showers

Movies:

safe

Television:

sundays

Books:

salient

Heroes:

self-fulfilling

My Blog

The Buddha Mans Eulogy

Buddha died last Friday night at home in my bed. I hope he was comfortable. Strangely, he allowed me to witness his passing, without searching for solitude like most cats do when they are so aware of ...
Posted by Jaimee on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:04:00 PST

Back To Basics. Wasnt that the name of a shoe in the eighties? Maybe it was just clothing...

Ahh, yes, I remember this life... Back to NO hot sex...Back to NO tasting of food due to extreme Midwest allergies...Back to Buddha being in poorer and poorer health each day... Back to a twin bed whi...
Posted by Jaimee on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:45:00 PST

Continuation of "Vacation With Mikey" Which Was Continued From "More On The Lone Star State..."

Thursday:Michael graduated AIT (Advanced Individual Training). He signed out on leave at approximately 1030. We went to lunch with his good friends and their parents and wives.What we did after that i...
Posted by Jaimee on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:51:00 PST

Euthanasia and my cat, Buddha

I have to put Buddha to sleep. I've never done this. He goes in at 10 am Wednesday morning. I'm paying extra for cremation and I will be keeping his ashes.I'd like to have a small gathering at home fo...
Posted by Jaimee on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:37:00 PST

Vacation With Mikey, Cont. From "More On The Lone Star State, Less On the Insects Living There"

Wednesday:Said goodbye to Michael as he went out the door to PT at 5 am. Poor Michael! Woke up alone at 8. Made shitty coffee in the cute and tiny coffee pot. Taxied to Goodfellow Air Force Base to se...
Posted by Jaimee on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:22:00 PST

More On The Lone Star State, Less On the Insects Living There

This is what my vacation was like, sort of. I mean, you had to be there. But if you had been, it wouldn't have happened like this anyway, it would have happened some other way, and I wouldn't even nee...
Posted by Jaimee on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:58:00 PST

They are not beetles.

They're crickets. Huge black exoskeleton wearing can't-jump-and-fly-like-grasshoppers nocturnal and noisy CRICKETS. Why did I think they were beetles? 'Cause they're black and shiny and...
Posted by Jaimee on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

OH GOD I AM IN TEXAS

OH GOD I AM IN TEXASThey have beetles here the size of a fucking fist. Outside the airport I waited for Michael, and when I got into the car one of them was stuck between my skirt and leggings. On the...
Posted by Jaimee on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:44:00 PST

Oh Melora, I love you

Last night Jared took me to Rasputina at the Varsity Theatre in Dinkytown. As per my usual bar behavior, I drank too much. Wine then gin then beer then wine then beer. Then, of course, my infamously n...
Posted by Jaimee on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

Jaimee Michele (Cooke) Burling

is home. Bitches. Let's do what people do when people get home. I love you all.
Posted by Jaimee on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:17:00 PST