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EL CAPITAN

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About Me



I AM GABE ASHER. CAPTAIN OF THE MEDFORD PYRATE PUNX. I PUT ON PUNK SHOWS AND PLAY SOME TO BOOT. I RIDE MY BIKE ALL AROUND THIS BASTARD! I LOVE MEDFORD! SHES A LUSTY WENCH, AND SHE HAS ME IN HER ARMS IN A UNBREAKABLE VICE! ONE IN WHICH I WOULD NEVER DARE FIGHT! IM GOIN WHERE SHE GOES. DOING HER BIDDING, AND COLLECTING HER WAGE! SHE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL ONE ON THE FIRST GLANCE, BUT WHAT YOU FAILED TO NOTICE IS HER TEAMING UNDERSIDE. HER RUMBLING UNDERGROUND. AND ONCE YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ALL BUT ENGULFED! DO NOT STRUGGLE. YOU ONLY ENSURE A QUICKER AND MORE PAINFUL DEMISE...................I DO VOCALS IN A HARDCORE BAND CALLED SOCIETYS MISTAKE! MY MATES IN THE BAND ARE TOP NOTCH! COME CHECK OUT OR JUST HECKLE ME!

My Interests



ME LIKES ALL KINDA STUFF! ME LIKES READIN BOOKS..ME LIKES GOING/PLAYING SHOWS..ME LIKES GETTING TATTOOS! ME LIKES COLLECTING CRAP! ME LIKES HANGIN WITH MY GIRL AND MY CATS..ME LIKES RIDIN MY BIKE!..ME LIKES LISTENIN TO MUSIC...ME LIKES WATCHIN ZOMBIE/HORROR MOVIES AND OUTDATED VHS MUSIC VIDEOS..ME LIKES SEWIN PATCHES...ME LIKES WEARIN JOCKSTRAPS....I ALSO JOY SLAMMING MY GENITALIA IN CAR DOORS.... Then after a long day of bathing hobos in the river..you know tip a couple jugs of swamp juice with a crusty ol train tramp then and only then maybe i can fashion some sort of hobo cleanin utensil out of a sickamore branch and some newspaper! give em a helpin scrub from the safety of the bike path,maybe i could shampoo the knots out of his face fur! maybe scrape the wadded gum from off his big toe with a wood chistle maybe annoint his "jock-rot" with some sort of tree sap so his cordaroy pants dont chafe him so bad!And after that maybe make him slide into some noticably weathered pair of pastis and parade him about town like a painted up gypsy!

I'd like to meet:

MOSTLY GHOSTS..WAYLON JENNINGS..DARBY CRASH...GG ALLIN...SID VICIOUS....JOHNNY CASH.....WENDY O WILLAIMS...El Duce (Actually I got pretty drunk with the dude before he died)LIVE PEOPLE I SUPPOSE, POSSIBLY, MAYBE, KRIS KRISTOFFERSON. BURT FUCKING REYNOLDS!WHOEVER WILL TAKE MY MIND OFF MY TROUBLES.......I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET PISS SOAKED HOBOS WITH FANTASTIC STORIES OF LIFE DEALING THEM RAW DEALS! I ASLO WOULD LIKE TO MEET LONG HAUL TRUCKERS WITH SORDID STORIES OF LOT LIZARD LOVE AND LUST! WHITE LINE FEVER! TOTALLY CRAZED ONE PERCENTERS WHO RIDE TO LIVE, NOT LIVE TO WORK. DRUNK PUNX, SQUATTERS WITH COMPUTERS! (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) ROCK AND ROLLERS WHO NEVER MADE THE SWITCH TO THIS NEW METAL BULLSHIT. TOTALLY CLUELESS FUCKERS IN GENERAL ARE WHO IM ASPIRE TO MEET...........

Music:

WELL THIS ALWAYS TAKES SO LONG SO I WILL MAKE A REAL SHORT LIST..MIDNIGHT CREEPS, GG ALLIN, RIISTETYT, RAW POWER, B.G.K., BEERZONE, BLACK FLAG, CRUST, GRIND, THRASH, 80S HARDCORE, 80 GLAM, METAL, NOT NEW METAL, OLD COUNTRY, OI, STREETPUNK, YOU NAME IT.................NAME IT!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

CONVOY! SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT! NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD! NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD REMAKE! THE UPCOMING NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD REMAKE THAT IS 3D! RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 1,2 AND 3, AND 4 AND 5! DAWN OF THE DEAD, BOTH OF THEM! SHAUN OF THE DEAD! DAY OF THE DEAD! SHOCK WAVES! SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT 2! TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1, 2 ,3 AND THE REMAKE! ALL ZOMBIE MOVIES! WILD ZERO! REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS! SHITLOADS OF OTHERS I WILL ADD LATER!

Television:

SIMPSONS! FAMILY GUY! RANDOM SHIT ON DISCOVERY, YOU KNOW LIKE NEW DETECTIVES, FORENSIC FILES..THAT SHIT...UM I ALSO LIKE OTHER STUFF...SOFTER STUFF..SOFTER PORN STUFF...PORN STUFF...SNUFF PORN.

Books:

REVOLTING YOUTH! YOUTH IN REVOLT! THE ROACHES HAVE NO KINGS!CHECK MY BLOG ON BOOKS! AND MY MANY OPINION ON THE WRITTEN WORD!..SPIDERMAN COMICS RULE ASS!

Heroes:

GG ALLIN....EL DUCE...WENDY O WILLIAMS..DARBY CRASH..JOHNNY CASH...SID VICIOUS...ANIMAL FROM ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE..THE SMOOTHEST MOTHER FUCKER ALIVE BURT REYNOLDS...WAYLON JENNINGS...AXL ROSE BEFORE HE WENT BATSHIT CRAZY...TERRY FUNK, MICK FOLEY, JERRY REED..WATTIE...TOM SAVINI...BILLY JOEL.I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.

My Blog

NEW TATTOO! LONG LIVE THE RAMONES!

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Posted by GABE ASHER on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:24:00 PST

BOOKS! I HAVE BEEN READING ALOT OF BOOKS AND HERE IS WHAT I THINK!

THIS IS I BELIEVE THE EIGHTH BOOK IN THE XANTH SERIES. I TRULY LIKE THIS SERIES OF BOOKS BY PIERS ANTHONY. TONGUE IN CHEEK, PUN FILLED GOODNESS! AND IF YOU LIKE SERIES, GET INTO THIS ONE SINCE&n...
Posted by GABE ASHER on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST

T.S.R Videoshoot!4th of july/wifs2/july18

MAKIN VIDEOS WITH ALL MY HOMIES! WORLD INFERNO FRIENDSHIP SOCIETY! FOURTH OF JULY! ...
Posted by GABE ASHER on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:43:00 PST

crazyday/ 80'S SAT PICS!/MANIC MONDAY PICS!/KIMBO STACY VICKY BDAY PICS!/ drunk Jason!

        DANNY GOING TO GET HIS PANTS THAT I THREW ON THE ROOF!HAHAHAHA SECONDS BEFORE I SMASHED DERRICK IN THE CHOPS! NOTHING BETTER ON A HOT DAY THEN A COLD POPSICLE! ...
Posted by GABE ASHER on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:58:00 PST

MIDNIGHT CREEPS, PARTY PICS! NEON MANIACS/SLEAZIES/BORN DEAD WIFS! Kyles Bday/Protest/BBQ/Vega

JENNY AMMUSING THE MASSES! TWAMP AND THE ASHCAN TWAMPSACK AND THE KETCHUP CAUGHT BETWEEN THE MEAT! STACY AND KIMBO PERPLEXED BY THE LIGHT! I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! JENNY ...
Posted by GABE ASHER on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:36:00 PST

ASHER B-DAY PICS! PART 1! PART 2 AND 3 AND 4!

MATT TRYING OUT HIS NEW MOVES! GIGGLING LITTLE WELP! YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE IS THINKING. LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT LURKING AROUND THE TRASH PAT HOOKIN STILL STANDIN! DERRICK WAS NEVER FARTHER ...
Posted by GABE ASHER on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:46:00 PST

Unrelated photos!

BBQ-06/13/06 ASSORTEDBBQSFROMJUNEANDSOMEBARSHOTS2! ASSORTEDBBQSANDPICSFROMJULY! ...
Posted by GABE ASHER on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:51:00 PST

My cat crew can beat you cat crew........

This is Plum...She dont like many humans... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=50908609 This is Stark...She is cute but she will swipe you! Or lick you to de...
Posted by GABE ASHER on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST

Remember when?

After you read this.. even if I don't speak to you often.. You must post a memory of me. Im usually drunk and the last time I had a myspace site I did this and was reminded of some fantastic shit I ha...
Posted by GABE ASHER on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 07:12:00 PST