Rommel.
Not you.
Die Electric Eels. Other than them :(The Former) Kill Kill Kill, LX Chilton, 13th Floor Elevators, Can, Rapeman, The Hung Jury, Sun Ra, The Fall, Big Star, US. Maple, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, The Slits, Tommy-era Ramones, Boredoms, Television, Pere Ubu, The Birthday Party, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, The Brides Of Jesus, NAILBITER, Los Dragos, The Jesus Lizard, Cpt. Beefheart, B.A.L.L., Lot Lizards, P.I.L., Texas Kipper, Lots of other important stuff, WAAH! I forgot the Sex Pistols, that was a bit stupid wasn't it?
Being John Malkovitch, Bananas (Woody Allen), Dougal And The Blue Cat, Donny Darko, Anything Peurile (eg. Carry On movies, the more I know the script the better), The upcoming Black Time documentary (Haven't seen it yet, but the Kill Kill Kill moments are going to rival Spinal Tap in comedic value), This Is Spinal Tap, PeeWee's Big Adventure.
Monk.
Hunger - Knut Hamsen, The Wind Up Bird Chronicle - Haruki Murakami, Everything - Charles Bukowski, Everything - Kurt Vonnegut, Everything - John Fante, Lots of things - On "Rebel Inc." (Seemed to echo my personal taste. Shame it's gone), All Three Novels - Jim Dodge (EVERYBODY must read Jim Dodge), James Baldwin (All), Grimble & Grimble At Christmas - Clement Freud, The Dirt - Motley Crue, Sombrero Fallout - Richard Brautigan, Peter Cook A Biography - Harry Thompson.
JOHN LYDON. I'm sure he won't remember this, but he was very nice to me when I was 13. (I was having a CRAPPY day). A complete Gentleman. He once said "They're all useless". Now I'm confused.