I like sparkles. And porno.
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Anything shallow and futile that guarantees an early death. Also reading, making fabulous jewelry, sewing (badly), and critiquing popular cinema.
Think gay man circa 1985. Then make him slightly depressed and angry at the world. That's me, more or less.
Anything with blood or titties, preferably both at once.
I like the tv more than I should. I am a tool of the media machine.Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, Project Runway, Wondershowzen, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab, General Hospital (occasionally), Jeopardy, The Andy Griffith Show, and (of course) The Price is Right.
I'll read anything you put in front of me. Now: Kenneth Anger's Hollywood Babylon I & II. Snarky gossip from 75 years ago. Back then you could sodomize someone with a champagne bottle and even when they die of a punctured liver, the cops wouldn't touch you. Now that is how celebrities should be treated.
Jesus. That's it. No, I'm serious. Really. Oh yeah, and Richard Nixon. Dare you to be my friend now.