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iKris

A surprise treat awaits you... in bed.

About Me





Before we begin, don't forget to "Live Bookmark" or RSS sync your browser to my BLOG!

This is your official resource page to learn more about how Kris plans to take over the world. Until now, Kris has been banking Amway soap products until the world has to come crawling to Kris to remove their tough stains! Soon you all will never get those tough grease stains out, and be at my mercy!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You know... as long as you don't consider yourself creepy or crazy, you're probably OK to talk to me. LOL! Oh yeah, if you use the acronym "LOL," I'll curse your stuffed animals to come to life and tear your eyelashes out, one... by... one... LOL!!!

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Music:

Lodger
Tegan & Sara
Brandi Carlile
The Polyphonic Spree
KTU
Big Star
The Like
Letters To Cleo
Eagles Of Death Metal
K's Choice (Sarah Bettens) ( Band Website )
Fountains Of Wayne
Smashing Pumpkins
OK Go
Weezer
Mudvayne
A Perfect Circle
Tool
Queens Of The Stone Age
Bad Religion
Less Than Jake
Fleming & John
Veruca Salt
Tori Amos
Matthew Sweet
Pink Floyd
Ministry
Sarah Harmer
Fleetwood Mac
Garbage
They Might Be Giants
Bic Runga
Metallica
Dream Theater
Dead Milkmen
Alien Ant Farm
Goodness
Hammerbox
Ramones

Movies:

Borat, Idiocracy, Rocky series, That Thing You Do, Tombstone, blah, blah, blah...

Television:

Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, Psych, Heroes, Friends, Kids In The Hall, Mythbusters, Becker

My Blog

Master Cleanser: Day 5 (updated)

Weight: 205.4lbsHow in the hell did I gain 0.4lbs on this thing? Granted, it's not that huge of a deal any other time. Weight will fluctuate. But when I'm doing nothing but rinsing out my insides. ...
Posted by iKris on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:23:00 PST

Master Cleanser: Day 4

Weight: 205.0lbsYesterday, my girlfriend said that my face looks thinner. I remember mid day on day 2, I felt my face tingle. I pretty much felt the blood circulate in my face. Or in this case, I f...
Posted by iKris on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:01:00 PST

Master Cleanser: Day 3

Weight: 207.2lbsGetting through these first few days is so tough. Yesterday at work, everyone bought Taco Bell for lunch. That's when I decided to take my lunch break. I grabbed a bottle of water, ...
Posted by iKris on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST

Master Cleanser: Day 2

Weight: 209.6lbs.Good, good, good. I'm glad I got those pulled pork sandwiches out of my system. I'm a little hungry today though. It's always the first few days that hurt the most. My stomach gro...
Posted by iKris on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:20:00 PST

Master Cleanser: Day 1

Weight: 213.8lbs.I nearly crapped myself when I weighed in at that. Granted, I was stuffed with pulled pork sandwiches from the BBQ at Jeremy's yesterday. So that has to count for something. But, n...
Posted by iKris on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:31:00 PST

Goal 1 achieved!!!

Yes, I've done it. I've hit my first initial target weight. I've since changed it to something lower. But I've officially hit my first stated goal of 200lbs!!! That means I've lost 45 lbs. How ma...
Posted by iKris on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:19:00 PST

11 months, and counting...

Last month was my 29th birthday. I had a great day then, as it was low key and awesome. I couldn't ask for more than what I got. Thanks Andrea!But, I'm now on my 11th hour before I hit the big 3-0....
Posted by iKris on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:27:00 PST

iKris v1.5

Just wanted to update y'all on my progress. I don't want you to think I've given up my goals, right? Because I haven't. I've stayed the course since November, and it's working. I haven't achieved m...
Posted by iKris on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:38:00 PST

Updating you...

I just thought I'd update you all on my health progress, since I've been fairly quiet about lately. At first, I was dropping weight like crazy. I've since stablized at 214 lbs(ish), and haven't move...
Posted by iKris on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:20:00 PST

What would be the beginning...

I've come a long way musically over the years. I was 11 when I started playing anything. At first, I started on trumpet in middle school band. Then I gave that up and moved over to drums. After ta...
Posted by iKris on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 05:34:00 PST