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Monie Mon

MoNieeeeeeeeee MoaaaaaN/I'm RiiiiiiiCH....!!!

About Me

WHAT ABOUT ME?I STAY on the HUSTLE, and if you on a paper chase 2 and about them dividends... pick up your $$$ right here!
and as far as me... well, I`m 5` 6 just tall enough to slam dunk my bus fare (backwards!) Booyah! WNBA here I come:-) I have one very beautiful angel of a son and he`s 9 yrs. old, I mean 10! what? He's 12? Damn! Hey, what do you want from me, you think I have time to pay attention to when the kid has birthdays? Give me a break, what do you think I am, a Mom or something? Of course I have yet to get the test results back on the other 22 kids they`re trying to say are mine! I love to read,(you know a sister just learned...hooked on phonics wroke....oops worked for ME!)
Monie Mon's Bio
Monica "Monie Mon" Dyson Attended Cal State Northridge, and majored in Radio, Television, and Film. She received her start in radio @ L.A.s KKBT 92.3 The Beat as a street team member. Four years of dedication and hard work earned her a position as a morning show Air Personality, working with both morning show powerhouses "John London and The House Party" and Ed Lover & Dr. Dre respectively. As if that werent enough, Monie also worked with The World Famous Baka Boyz! As co-host, Monie wrote, voiced, and produced countless comedic skits, taking on the roles of over 50 characters! Most recently, Monie has been lending her skills and talents to provide comedic relief for 100.3 The Beats newly added morning show, John Salley & The Block Party. Monies experience in radio has paved the way to television in the form of Viacoms BET. Over the past 7 years, Monie has written and done voice-over work for shows, such as, Comic View, Live From L.A., The Way We Do It, and Citas World. She received formal training from Topper Carew's actor's workshop taught by Cal Gibson, where she learned comedy improvisation and stand-up comedy. Shes showcased those comedic and improvisation skills weekly for more than two years at the Comedy Store, as a member of Guy Torrys improv and sketch comedy group, the Phat Comedy Players . Shes opened for Comedy greats such as, Cedric The Entertainer, Dave Chappelle, Martin Lawrence, and Chris Rock just to name a few. Besides her many hats On-Air and off, you can always find Monie on stage at one of L.A.s many comedy clubs, doing what she does best...crackin em up! Monie is a strong believer that the only limit to success is the limitations you place on yourself; she is taking the entertainment world by storm, so let's hope you're ready!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/27/2003
Band Website: moniemon.com
Band Members:

I`m tryna get down with these FINE ass neahs right here, can u make it happen? Get the digits for me and holla at ya girl! I'm also interested in meeting genuine FRIENDS who are on an elevated level of spirituality, who can bring with them positivity, confidence, intellectualism, compassion, fun, and honesty! Friends who are willing to give 150% toward developing a friendship, wholeheartedly, with no expectations, and no grievences. All relationships take work in making it a success, if we leave all baggage at the door and come into a NEW situation with a NEW attitude, we may receive NEW results! Life is much too prescious to hinder ourselves, our progress and our future by allowing our past failures, letdowns, shortcomings, and expectations block our growth and blessings. We need to embrace the life that God gave us and stop spending so much energy playing games with one another...Appreciate people and cherish their value and what they mean to you, love and be loved...we aint got time for all the bull&%@ maaaaaaaaaaaan! MESSAGE!!!

Influences:
Myspace Friends Space Generator

Monie has...9644 FRIENDS!!!:
: how many of us have them???:

My big brother, I love you!

J Scott...the microphone grand mistress!

Dat neah round the house, aka "Daboi"!

Illis! dat's my dog!

My nephew Lil Rod, aint he cute?

Dana Dane!

My lil big bruh:-)

A Ram-Z loveu!

He's so damn Moody!

It's Tizzi!

nephew mookie, growin up on me:-)
.."http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.view profile&friendid=99660198"

Ang!

Corndeeezy!

We share the same brain!

GT are ya wit me!

You're a DJ?!

My Godson!

2 shots 2 da dome!

Da otha Chris Rock!

Hiya Iya!

John Ooooooo!

The next Oprah, can I get a car now?

Saaaaaaaaaaaam!

CL Smooth

My Peepos
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Favorite
Flix

Imitation Of Life, Boomerang, Roots, Cooley High, Uptown Saturday Night, When Harry Met Sally, Love & Basketball, Scarface, Nutty Professor, My Big Fat Wedding, Sidewalks Of New York, Matrix, Uncle Buck, Godfather Trilogy, Brownsugar, Soldiers Story, Delirious, My Favorite Wife, Hitch, Identity, Sleepless In Seattle, California Suite, Cedar House Rules, Philadelphia, John Q, Santa Claus, Baby Geniuses, The Wedding Crashers, The One Who Flew Over the Cookoos Nest, Negotiator, The Rock, Steel Magnolias, ET, The Shining, Glory, Braveheart, The Sweetest Thing, Goodfellas, Kissing Jessica Stein, The Color Purple, Mohagany, Let's Do It Again, Casino, The Justine Baker Story, Friday, Eddie Murphy's Delirious, Steel Magnolias, Snatch, Glory, A Few Good Men, When Harry Met Sally, War Of The Roses, Indian Jones Temple Of Doom, The Dark Crystal, About Last Night, Usual Suspects, What's Love Got To Do With It...just to name a few!

Favorite books? The BIBLE! A Poetic Equation, Roll Of Thunder, Chances, Spiritual Warfare, Mental Conceptions, Color Purple, A Pale Horse, N The Meantime, The Wild Side, Think & Grow Rich, Blackeyed Peas 4 The Soul, Oh The Places You'll Go, Beloved, Black Boy, Invisible Life...

Sounds Like: Favorite
Bands

Stevie Wonder, The Roots, Buena Vista Social Club, J5, Goodie Mob, D'angelo, Janet Jackson, Rahsaan Patterson, Vivian Green, Sade, (that's say-d 2u!) Lauryn Hill (with guru & all), After 7, Babyface, Aaron Hall, Aretha Franklin, George Benson, Guy, Gap Band, Earth, Wind, & Fire, Frankie Beverly & Maze, Tony, Black Eyed Peas, BDP, Public Enemy, Toni, Tone!, Slick Rick, Doug E. Fresh, Roxanne Shante, Sugar Hill Gang, Alice Coltrane, RFTW-curls & all! X-Clan, Dre, Snoop, Floetry, Alice Coltrane, Jill Scott, Mos Def, Amel Larrieux, India Irie, Res, Fugees, Musiq, John Legend, Carl Washington, Dwele, Jon "sing yo panties off B", New Edition (don't front, I know u still rockin that N.E. button) Michael "big-nosed" Jackson, Mary Mary, Method "I wish I could've had his babies" Maaaaaan! Kirk Franklin, Clark Sisters, Nina Simone, Musiq, Whitney (just leave crack alone!), Smokie Norful, Ice Cube, Rakim, Missy, Aaliyah, Lyfe, when he aint narratin, Maroon 5, chino xl, Calvin Richardson, Ray-J, yes I said it, Brandy's brother, is he grown yet? Erykah Badu, Common, The Roots, Eric Clapton, JODECI! Even though Dalvin outta line 4 that shag, oh and let me not forget....Millie Vanilli, "girl u know it's true, ooh ooh ooooooh"! don't front you know you was singing along! LOL:-)!

I LOVE video games, can't go wrong with PACMAN, member them JOYSTICKS!? My thumbs STILL hurt from using that joint:-) For all yall oldschool heads, ya know I got ya back right? who hooked u up with PACMAN, & ASTEROIDS?! Now when a neah need a dollar, don't look @ me sideways! I also spend alot of time writing, I also love to sing, dance, play basketball, jetski, play tennis, golf, hang glide, parachute, go horseback riding, bungee...yeah right! Basically all the $%^ people lie about doing!

NOTE: z No smoking around Monie Mon. Thanks for your co-operation, it is most appreciated.
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Record Label: www.moniemon.com
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Training

Hey guys! I thought you'd all like to know that I'm running a marathon, Yes me....the same person known to get winded from walking to the kitchen, tying my shoes, hiccupping?Yeah...that's me! There's...
Posted by Monie Mon on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:26:00 PST

CREDIT GOT YOU DOWN?

TAKE BACK CONTROL OF YOUR CREDIT!!! 3 Questions to ask yourself:1) Is your credit as good as you'd like for it to be in order to purchase or qualify for things you truly want in life?2) Woul...
Posted by Monie Mon on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:47:00 PST

someone pressed for friends

example of someone pressed for friends all in 1 breath, AND ACTION! I mean you said u were gonna call write email visit or just plain holla at me but then I didn't hear anything and it's not like you ...
Posted by Monie Mon on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:35:00 PST

you...

Lubricated fantasies of intellectual lust I bust a knut from the words we discuss, exposed to the unseen clean feeding from a mental cuisine we share the same plate, percolate the thoughts we relate, ...
Posted by Monie Mon on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:05:00 PST

Distance...

Quietly anticipating this exquisite vision, was it imagined or a true portrait stained against a distant memory? Forever tainted by reflections mirroring sensual confessions. Must I sit and ponder the...
Posted by Monie Mon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cell phone saga cont...

First off, let me start by extending my sincere gratitude for your well wishing, concern, warm words of kindness, and sympathy cards during the "blackout days". I refer to the horrible "phone-napp...
Posted by Monie Mon on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:25:00 PST

Bare with me....

Check it out folks! This email is one of the hardest ones I've had to leave....my phone has been....PHONENAPPED! Yes it's true, I've got the authorities on the case working desperately to apprehend th...
Posted by Monie Mon on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:11:00 PST

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamN.....Me'shell

I remember when you filled my heart with joyWas I blind to the truth just there to fill the space'Cause now you have no interest in anything I have to sayAnd I have allowed you to make me feel dumbWha...
Posted by Monie Mon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

silence.....

ssshhh....silence allows me to hear my heart,it's a faint whisper, but I hear it...it's saying to be still, it's asking to be heardI ignore it & try to speak louder, but the whisper grows until it...
Posted by Monie Mon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmm...

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no more hurt only more love..........
Posted by Monie Mon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST