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The Empire of Meat

mmmmmmmm. . . . . . . .. drivel

About Me

I insist on absolute obedience. There can be no comprimise when it comes to the execution of my authority. You shall give unto ME all of your wealth and meat. Somebody once told me "Eating meat is a sin" I hope so, because I wouldn't want to be doing god's work. I will raise an army against yaou and dine on your intestines tomorrow.
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You take pride in being different. You don't follow any trend, you don't follow any path of life - although this isn't the way it has always been. You used to conform for the masses - you were just like everyone else. Whatever your reasons were, you changed, and are now having fun being an individual and standing out above the rest.
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My Interests

Ignoring most of you

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet and fight against the Grimace

Music:

It all sounds irritating after a while

Movies:

High Fidelity, Dangerous Liasons, Fight Club, Mindwalk, Dr. Strangelove

Books:

All of them

My Blog

Zeke and Jimmy (conclusion)

"I said back up!" The cops were shouting. Somehow, all the police are dressed in riot gear. This is perhaps more frightening than the prospect of losing my son; why on earth would they turn all the...
Posted by The Empire of Meat on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST

Light at the end. . ... .

    So the darkness greeted me this morning in much the same fashion as it always does. . . completely.  I hear myself sigh as I pat the table next to my bed, looking for my medici...
Posted by The Empire of Meat on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST

Zeke and Jimmy (part 2 of 3)

"I'm sorry, Mr. Flemming, it's not like we have many options.  This is a situation. . ." The cop trailed off, looking toward the bank.  I was losing my patience fast.  You know that hor...
Posted by The Empire of Meat on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

Living Life

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Posted by The Empire of Meat on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:59:00 PST

Zeke and Jimmy (part 1 of 3)

"Go ahead, man." Zeke licked his dry lips, eyes wide with aprehension and fear. This was never going to work. "Go on. . . .just cut the tape. . .there! See man? This is gonna be the coolest!" Me ...
Posted by The Empire of Meat on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:12:00 PST

The old man in Iraq

My Father is currently in Iraq, doing all the Urban planning and Engineering for the Kurdish republic.  He recently sent me this insightful little letter. . . . great read. . .     My ...
Posted by The Empire of Meat on Mon, 22 May 2006 06:01:00 PST

A twist on the old joke. . . . .

A priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister are all locked up in my basement.  I know that sounds like a joke, and in someways it is.  I chuckle softly to myself as I carefully thread some fishing wir...
Posted by The Empire of Meat on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST

The feel of Life

Did it really come this far? Did I really have to become. . . .this?  I have drawn lines in my life, but for some reason, I can never make one straight.  Sweat starts to push its way out of ...
Posted by The Empire of Meat on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:45:00 PST

Mujeres! Mujeres!. . . . . Bailar, Pinches!

That feeling starts bubbling it's way across my scalp.  The tongue in my mouth goes slack and starts to hinder my otherwise eloquent speech. . . . time to stop drrinking.  Time to regulate t...
Posted by The Empire of Meat on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 07:47:00 PST

Alright, you fucking kids. . .

Alright you fucking kids, I want you to stop looking at me like some wounded animal and EAT YOUR FUCKING FOOD. (stand around looming menacingly) The three of you have been sullen, disrespectful, and f...
Posted by The Empire of Meat on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:19:00 PST