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M!ke D

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well I'm actually the tallest midget in the world, measuring in at 3 yellow pages, a baby bell and one Oreo cookie tall.I'm currently on a quest to determine whether or not hedgehogs have the ability to be gay, ya know...a bummer, uppa di' poop shoot! hopefully this information can be passed on to Bill Oddy, what he does with it is his choice, I'm not one to judge!Oh yeah and apparantly I'm from LaLa Land, where ever the Jeremy Kyle Show that is!

My Interests

Well things do change, as do my interests!I am now an official member of the Botswanan Pizza tossing champions.I collect differnt types of sea weed I find in the canal and I am currently training myself on "how to eat one's head" Should be interesting, I will keep you posted!

I'd like to meet:

Alf, ya know that weird hairy thing with the weird shnout!Also I wouldnt mind chilin' with Ed the Duck, think he's at the priory though, poor lil bugga!aaaaaaaaand of course out of all the people I want to meet........it has to be Cheggaz! What an absolutly fat, horrific Leg-End!whoops, almost forgot.......all you loveeeeerly people! (Klak Swedes excluded....read the sign Klakka!)

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Music:

Faaaaaaaaaaar too much! I'm open to anything with thought in it! I hate RnB (Rammers n Bummers), the likes of 50p can also eat the arse of a rotting cat!Anywhoo, my main interest is of course the Drum and the Bass!

Movies:

Hmm, This is England is actually really good. The Departed was a tad Bonza too! 28 Days Later also!Oh and that one with the guy doing the thing at that place, ya know....that one!

Television:

Football F Word Top GearDONE .. Get this player (because if you're using Flash 9, MySpace will have disabled the link in the player)

Books:

I am still grasping this book thingy majiggy!

Heroes:

it's pretty good, who'd of thought the Sci Fi channel wasnt totally geeky! Apart from the fact I'm a geek so i wouldnt know

My Blog

My very first gig....by Michael Dwyer

Once upon a time there were some peckers who said smokin' was bad. This was strange as I always thought it was cool, kind of like swearing is big and 'ard! Anywhoo due to the evil doo gooders trying t...
Posted by M!ke D on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

Alas! A sad day for THE Hoff Man......

Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was banned from a British Airways flight after turning up 'drunk', it has been reported. The TV legend was told he could not board a plane headed for Los Angeles, short...
Posted by M!ke D on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:40:00 PST

Man Down! The Leg-End that is Noel Edmonds!

Elbow strain a big deal for TV Noel Thursday June 22, 06:59 AM   Noel Edmonds is suffering from repetitive strain injury because he has to keep picking up the phone on his show Deal or No Deal...
Posted by M!ke D on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST

Beastie Boys

Beastie Boys: Dolly was robbed at OscarsFriday March 17, 02:04 PM Click to enlarge photo AUSTIN, Texas (Billboard) - Mike D professed his love for the Prince film "Purple Rain," fellow Beastie Boy M...
Posted by M!ke D on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:32:00 PST

I love yahoo news. Check this weirds out!

Girl weds dog over evil teeth Thursday March 2, 06:44 AM    A young girl wed a stray dog as part of a ritual to ward off the "evil eye" on her and her family in eastern India. The weddin...
Posted by M!ke D on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:49:00 PST