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Illegal Alien

Lo siento mucho ya no soy normal, & me importa un huevo caerte mal!

About Me

...very very ramdom or contradictory as some say.I could be the sweetest bitch & I can be the biggest cunt I can be EXTREMELY shy & I can be a little bit too extroverted I could be very coherent at times with very strong views & I can make no sense at all sometimes(most likely to happen when speaking in english) I'm a strong person & I can take of myself in tough situations but some...(very few!) people have the power to make me cry like a baby too I can go from laugher to chronic depression in 5 minutes and vice versa too weird for some, too boring for others Sometimes way too skeptic & sometimes way too trusting Anylize shit too fucking much=Not good for happiness, sometimes, but good to find shit out, sometimes I get 2 right answers, not so good either Lust for life & very positve about it...until everything turns negative without any explanation, very very unexpected; Maybe when in situations when I can't do nothing about it to make it better I Enjoy EVERYTHING(literally) & have fun EVERYWHERE, but sometimes I'm too busy being miserable Lots of ideas and projects and lack of motivation don't go together I think too much, I think too much about stuff and obviously sometimes I don't think at all I don't give two fucks about shit but sometimes I just care too much. & what sucks about it is that the stuff I care so much about is most of the time misunderstandable or indifferent to people(yes you! you apathetic motherfuckers!!) ...Someone said about his friend:"you had too understand that the man was never comfortable unless he was in the company of people who were crazier than he was"...Shit.... that's why I like you crazy fucks so much! .. MySpace
"I have seen thousands of priests and bishops and even the Pope himself transmogrified in front of our eyes into a worldwide network of thieves and perverts and sodomites who relentlessly penetrate children of all genders and call it holy penance for being born guilty in the eyes of the church. I have seen the jews run amok in Palestine like bloodthirsty beasts with no shame, and six million brainless baptists demanding the death penalty without any trial at all for pagans and foreigners and people like me who won't pray with them in those filthy little shacks they call churches. They are like a swarm of rats fleeing a swoop fire, and I want no part of them. Indeed, I have my own faith and my own gods to worship, and I have been doing it with certain amount of distinction for ten thousand years, like some fine atomic clock with ever-lasting batteries." Hunter S. Thompson "Women line cooks, however rare they might be in the testosterone-heavy, male dominated world of restaurant kitchens, are a particular delight. To have a tough-as-nails, foul-mouthed, trash-talking female line cook on your team can be a true joy-and a civilizing factor in a unit where conversation tends to center around who's got the bigger balls & who takes it in the ass" Anthony Bourdain

My Interests

Music, Books, Movies, Politics, Sociology Anti-Globalization, Non-corporate Media, History Psychology & mental Illness Cooking! Ooouuiiii!!!! FOOD!!...organic, local, non-GM food, coconut Rice!, spicy ass shit, hot sauce! Traveling, traveling!! Foreign shit: Muuusic!, movies, people, cultures, traditions Mexican sayings & slang(funny shit!) Sharp Knifes! Football(the real one) Walking, Laughing...A LOT :) Learning & Sharing Exploration, Improvised Plans Picnics, Riding bike A Sunny-Cold Weather QUOTES Admiration over Envy, Honesty Nice-without-an-interest people Sarcasm, Satire Talking to old people & smart little kids Discovering great music Did I mention EATING?!!! Empathy Musical instruments(eventhough I can't play for shit)percussion, bass, drums, piano, accordion! I enjoy having very few belongings. I would love to collect some kind of shit, but I find it very unecessary...

Music:

Spanish, English, polish, Finnish, Swedish....etc... crazy fast Punk, Punk rock, Hardcore...aaaand a little bit of everything... Old jazz, 50's shit, old salsa, Latin folklore, soul, swing, reggae...

Movies:

pulp fiction, clockwork orange, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, reservoir dogs, city of god, the warriors, trainspotting, requiem for a dream, PI, Surplus, amorres perros, thesis, el dia de la bestia, amelie, run lola run, taxi driver, fear and loathing in las vegas, the professional, one flew over the kukoos nest, big fish, The Edukators!, American Pop, battle royal, City of Lost children...

Television:

TV??? This song says it all! DISTORCION BY LPR Maldita television!, se lo que quieres de mi! Television... television... maldita television! Compra siempre mis productos, guardame fidelidad Tu eres un consumidor inteligente. Todos no pueden tenerlo pero tu eres especial Porque tienes el dinero suficiente. Yo te doy tus enemigos y a quien debes imitar Y no existe lo que yo no te comento. Porque soy la vida y la verdad!, el dios de la prosperidad! Y soy un dios muy facil de adorar! Ilusion en movimiento, refrescante actualidad Anestesia pa tus tristes pensamientos. Te queremos no violento pues te damos lo mejor Eres parte del equipo ganador. Distorsion de la realidad, distorsion de la gente creacion de la realidad, distorsion de la mente Te creamos un problema y le damos solucion no desaproveches esta gran oferta Maldita television, se lo que quieres de mi Television... television... maldita television! me quieres dormido!

Books:

living my life by Emma Goldman, 1984 & Homage to Catalonia by Orwell, Perks of being a wallflower, The giver, Fear and Loathing in las vegas, a People's history of the United States, clockwork orange, to kill a mockingbird, Profet by Kahlil Gibran, The revolt of the cockroach people & the brown buffalo by Acosta, Diary!(crazy motherfucker Chuck P.!), Kingdom of Fear....

Heroes:

Not exactly heroes but people I admire: Manu Chao,Mujeres libres in the Spanish Civil War... EZLN, Anthony Bourdain, "gonzo gastronome", He's a chef,he writes, travels the world,likes punk rock & he's brutally honest. & the ones in the pix...

My Blog

...More Hunter S T Quotes

"The decline of the American press has long being obvious, & my time is too valuable to waste in an effort to supply the 'man in the street' with his daily quota of cliches""I've compromise myself...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:31:00 PST

WHERE IS IT!???

I'm pretty sure have lost my personality.... haven't seen her in about 2 years... have you??/ ...I think it's just that I've been to busy being nobody that I didn't realize sooner that she has left me...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST

Proxima estacion: Nowhere

....Esperanza?... no more hopes for my traveling dreams... looks like I'm stuck forever in a city that ironically, makes me feel that I'm traveling the world in a pathectic very pathetic way. I don't ...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

I think I found my Mental Illness...

Social Anxiety is long gone!(I think)... & I'm pretty sure DID is been causing all my misery in the past months...the good thing(I think)...It's going away too! :) Dissociation is a complex mental...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST

Kitchen shock?

Everything is so different. Not in a bad way though. I'm just not used to it; The atmosphere, the people, the way shit runs. Everybody is really cool don't get me wrong. But, shit, nobody curses at ea...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:10:00 PST

...My L.A. trip

I love traveling, I love airports & planes. Besides all the security bullshit, I love the anxious exiting feeling of being in an airport. Watching all kinds of people (most of them in a rush) from...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

some wise TAO shit!

Failure is an opportunity.If you blame someone else, there is no end to the blame.Therefore the Masterfullfills her own obligationsand corrects her own mistakes.She does what she needs to do& dema...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

Zapatista Women: We Are What Holds the Community Together

Zapatista Women: "We Are What Holds the Community Together" A Year After the Passing of Comandanta Ramona, Civilian and Insurgent Women Tell of Their Movement Within a Movement By Ginna VillarrealS...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

    I thought I needed a vacation.... well I DON"T!!!!!!! If I don't start working my 60-90 hour week job I'm gonna kill myself!!!!!!!! I miss my back pain, I miss getting burned, cut, ...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:25:00 PST

...On Hugo Chaves

We Are Native Venezuelans, And We Want To Continue Existing As We Are Friday, November 17 2006 @ 05:27 PM PSTContributed by: AnonymousViews: 137South AmericaThe loneliness of our struggle becomes b...
Posted by Illegal Alien on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST