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Pauly Walnuts

Sure as schnitzel.

About Me

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man's head again, when the men realized a whole busload of kids was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

My Interests

Germans, Spartans, Meats, Medical anomalies, Muay Thai, Physics, Biotechnology

I'd like to meet:

no orange girls
message me instantly: schniedslayer
Also someone who always drops a live grenade when they die

Music:

I listen to more music than you ever possibly could. I play LPs at 45 rpm, but due to the massive power of my brain it sounds completly normal to me.

Movies:

Princess Mononoke, Dr Strangeglove, The Life Aquatic, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Band of Brothers, Das Boot, Army of Darkness, Super Troopers, Lord of the Rings, Ghost in the Shell, Kill Bill, Koroshiya 1, Twilight Samurai, A Tale of Two Robots

Television:



Books:

Gibson, Stephenson, Mona Lisa Overdrive, Gates of Fire, The Book of Five Rings, Among the Thugs, Vice guides

Heroes:

Dr William Dobelle
Dr Gunther von Hagens
Dr Werner Magnus von Braun
Dr Richard Feynman
Musashi Miyamoto
Sir Arthur Haselrig
Tycho Brahe
Orson Welles
Wilfred Brimley
Baron Manfred von Richthofen
Jumpin' Joe Beyrle
Kuuru Guy

My Blog

my anti-blog

5250 reading it will surely grant you the wisdom of Odin's beard
Posted by Pauly Walnuts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST