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Kyle

George Carlin, you were, are and forever will be THE MAN!

About Me

I, Kyle Hebner, for some time now have been playing drums in a band by the name of Ouch! Me Arse. Don't try to categorize us, because even we can't decide what the hell we are playing. I also am attending Ferris State University in an attempt to further my knowledge base. Currently studying Electrical Engineering and participating in the Rube Goldberg machine contest. This years Theme, "Beat Purdue."

There are only 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand Binary, and those who don't ^_^

By the way, I'm actually in this video! Woot!

2008 National Rube Goldberg Contest: The Makers and Their Machines from Mike Dixon on Vimeo .

My Interests

Take the quiz: "How Underground Death metal are you?"

Hailzz you fucking rule! Death Metalforever
You don't need my help! support underground! True undergound metalhead!

Take the quiz: "What kickass Death Metal band are you? (badass pics)(GOod bands)"

Nile
You are soo fucking cool! your obssessed with the Egyptian mythology and your so sick you'd mummify your own mother!
/, , / {>.<} / , , /

I'd like to meet:

people with strange and abstract rabbits...I don't know, be creative!.. ..

Music:

Heathen
Equilibrium
Overlorde
Celtic Frost
Danzing(okay, Mother was tolerable)
Dark Tranquility
Venom
Green Carnation
Arch Enemy
Iron Maiden
Satricon
Decapitated
Judas Priest
Dismember
Steel Prophets
Hammerfall
Opeth
Slayer
Children Of Bodem
Lost Horrizon
Nightwish
Manowar
Iced Earth
Blind Guardian
Angra
Pegazus
Demons and Wizards
Mercyful Fate
King Diamond
Megadeath
Anthrax
Cannible Corpse
and FUCKIN' HOKORI!...I could go on forever.
I also like some other stuff like Voltaire, Corky and the Juice Pigs, Ouch! Me Arse(admittedly I play drums for this band), Oingo Boingo every Monty Python Song, most all the Animaniacs songs...Generally weird stuff.

Movies:

I absolutly hate Friday the Thirteenth...despise it with a passion.

Television:

I don't watch t.v. but when I do I like cartoons. Rocko's Modern Life, Invader Zim, Family Guy, the Occasinal Simpsons, AHHHH! Real Monsters, Fairly Odd Parents, Angry Beavers. I watch mostly hostory channel and the science channel when I'm not watching cartoons....when i'm watching T.V.....

Books:

Books are my life. I love to read about "Mythologies" such as the Anchiant Greeks, Romans, Norse, Egyptian, Middle East, China, Japan, India, pretty much any I can get my hands on. As for novels, The Orical Betrayed(first in a trilogy), The entire Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy five part trilogy by Douglas Adams, The Dirk Gently series by Douglas Adams, any and all by Terry Pratchett, anything by Neil Gaiman, everything by Edgar Allen Poe, Most by William Shakespeare, Mark Twain(he was more devious than most people believe), Stephen King has some interesting books, such as Desperation and the Regulators(when he was Richard Bachman), Dean Koontz.

Heroes:

Heroes include; Beowulf, Odin, Thor, Fenrier, Heracles, Zeus, Athena(who had the best birth of any God or mortal), the Hydra, Sirens, Poseidon, Eric The Viking, John Clease, Eric Idol, Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Grahm Chapman, and Terry Gilliam, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently, Ford Prefect, Barry Trotter, Aurthur Dent, Slartibartfest, Neil Gaiman, Edgar Allen Poe, Ronnie James Dio, Set, Horus, MOST VALUABLY Anubis, bast, The Three sisters of the night, Sargent Vimes, The Banshee, any one who can play the Bag Pipes, Ancient Egyptian Embalmers and Mummifies, and curdeled cheese, again, I could probably go on forever.

My Blog

GAIMAN IS GOD

WOOT!  I just bought Neil Gaiman's new book!  And I probably paid too much for it!  ALLRIGHT!
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:47:00 PST

Fable

This was a Fable I was assigned to write for creative writing last year.  I was really intersted in the whole attempt to make something intersting and that said something, but also made  the...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:19:00 PST

Columbine Editorial

This was an editorial I put in the school newspaper.  Inspired by both Bowling for Columbine and my friend Aaron.  Eric Harris used to live in my home town, and I thought it was appropriate ...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:10:00 PST

Assasins Blood

This was a story Shwan Smiley and I wrote.  We hope to someday turn it into a book Assassins Blood by Shawn Smiley with Kyle Hebner     In a chamber lit by row upon row of sm...
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 05:33:00 PST

The Best Detective Story EVER!

Another story I wrote, but this one was for English II Twas a Dreary night on a Friday in April.  A man with no real sense of self-control bet his life savings on a crooked card game, in a local...
Posted by Kyle on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:37:00 PST

A Short Story From the Past

Okay, this was one of the 'Short" stories I wrote for creative Writing.  It's just going to be here, I don't expect anyone to read it. Formerly conceived as an insane asylum, my apartment brough...
Posted by Kyle on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:13:00 PST