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Teresa

Thank you for the corn; you may go now.

About Me


Given that God is infinite... and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted tea cake?

My Interests

PomPoms, deep fried shrimp balls, drums, not people, unspoken connections, deluxe carwashes, rabbits-preferably the ones that fly, mocha soy chai latte, drill sergeant workout sessions, fat cats, plans, alternate plans, lunch at the park, chocolate barley boba tea, severe T-storms, anything made with four cheeses, breakfast, inappropriateness, hot sex on a platter, elaborate chalk art, Sorry!, silence, the word 'preggers', funk-french manicures, the look, fourth-dimensional space, the scent of grass, and fancy kitchen appliances

I'd like to meet:


Sorry...I DO NOT talk to strangers on MySpace.

Music:

80s, Hip Hop, Trip Hop, Stereophonics, Radiohead, Depeche Mode, Cure, Aimee Mann, Jeff Buckley, Muse, Rachael Yamagata, Bowie, Interpol, Smashing Pumpkins, Sia, Hall and Oates BABY, Simply Red, Pete Yorn, Dar Williams, Doves, Our Lady Peace, Death Cab for Cutie, Keith Urban - as seen on my favorite sweatshirt, PJ Harvey, Poe, Psychedelic Furs, Garden State Sdtrk...and many more on my iPod, or more appropriately, Dell DJ. Also, stuff that generally tends to suck.

Television:

LOST, Scrubs, West Wing, Office, Chappelle's Show, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, Arrested Development.

Books:

Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions, Bad Twin.

Heroes:

my friends

My Blog

YEA!

Tomorrow morning I'm roadtripping it to St. Louis!  You know what that means...I'm going to sing...in my LOUD voice.
Posted by Teresa on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:42:00 PST

Say anything at all

If you comment on this post, saying ANYTHING at all:     1] I WILL respond with something random about you     2] I WILL challenge you to try something&nbs...
Posted by Teresa on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:47:00 PST

Grrrrr......

....rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by Teresa on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:13:00 PST

I really like this show

Firefly You scored as Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye. The Mechanic. You are a natural mechanic, and you are far too sweet and cheerful to live out here. How you can see the good in everyone around y...
Posted by Teresa on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:28:00 PST

An old poem

I wrote this in high school about my teeth...   Paste burns the wound left by the toothbrush Bristles spurt through flesh like hair and Razors could never remove The ingrown.  ...
Posted by Teresa on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:57:00 PST

I tell everyone I'm weird...here's quantitative proof

You Are 40% Weird Normal enough to know that you're weird...But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?...
Posted by Teresa on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:08:00 PST

Still a Bulldog

I'm considering the cost/benefit of rejoining for a 12-week session. It's looking like I'm still in favor of having my arse kicked daily.  Here's why:  -Nothing in this world would make me r...
Posted by Teresa on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:09:00 PST

Random Slogan Generator

"Little. Yellow. Different. Teresa."   http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi...
Posted by Teresa on Sat, 27 May 2006 08:00:00 PST

New haircut!

But nobody noticed...not even Nate.  I went the Elle Beauty Salon in Chinatown on my lunch break.  My stylist looked like an Asian gangbanger.  He held me hostage in his chair for TWO...
Posted by Teresa on Sat, 27 May 2006 05:52:00 PST

How very fresh...

Teresa Tran --[noun]:An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary? http://www.quizuniverse.com...
Posted by Teresa on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:17:00 PST