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About Me

Like everyone else I perceive myself as more complicated then I probably am. I love smart wit, dry sarcasm and The efficiency of early morning before the idiots awaken. I have zero patience for lack of common sense and rude, inconsiderate people. If you drive slow in the left lane you are my worst enemy. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs anymore, although sometimes I think a shot or two of whiskey might surpress my thoughts of bludgening the assholes. I love seeing live music and people watching. Human nature is a peculiar thing, mostly a comedy of errors. I have a kid and he is great, he softens my heart. He dosent take me for granted...yet. I'm in the clothing business, My lines are Suicide Clothing and Hollywood Zombie clothing. They are .coms so check them out. I have a chick and she treats me good so Im not looking. (well Im always looking, just not touching) I have a love hate relationship with politics. I despise Republicans and I'm embarassed by our presidents lack of intelligence. I mind my business and my three foot radius so please dont step in it.
Cool fucking shirts
www.suicideclothing.com www.hollywoodzombieclothing.com

My Interests

My girl, my beautiful son, music, my businesses, tattoos, girls with tattoos, fashion, snowboarding, bicycling, pin ups, live music, traveling, nature, big cities, intelligent debate, money, counter culture and being in the company of real people. This does not include frat type clubbing pretty boys or high maintenance hotshit women.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Maher, Maynard James Keenan

Music:

Without music I would die. I like all genres. I love the music that makes me smile, makes me quiet, makes me reflect, provolks memories, gives me chills, makes me sad, makes me think, makes me want to punch people, makes me angry and most of all I like gangsta rap when I'm constipated, Nothing like a good gangsta rap song to free the bowels and losen the spincter.

Movies:

Martial Arts flicks are my absolute favorites, Horror movies, House of a Thousand Corpses, Saw, Texas Chainsaw Massacare, Team America World Police, Dancer in the Dark, Hero, Borat, porn, etc.

Television:

Real Time with Bill Maher, 360 With Anderson Cooper, South Park, The Chappelle Show and Wonder Showsen The office, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

Political books, history books, murder mysteries, true crime, who knows? I read alot.

Heroes:

Are there any true heros? musicians?

My Blog

House for sale in elmwood village

Buy my house asking price is 209,900 the agent in charge of the sale is Matt Quagliano from Hunt Real Estate His number is 716-838-0957 ...
Posted by Suicide Mike on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

Moving to Vegas no B.S.

No Joke. We're gone, see ya, bye. Had a realtor look at the house today. Those of you who know me know I have lots of cool shit, well name your price everything goes. When the house goes, so do I...
Posted by Suicide Mike on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

Apartments for rent

SEVERAL GREAT APARTMENTS FOR RENT! ONE BEDROOM APT. FOR RENT $475+ UTILITIES. AWSOME 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT FOR RENT! HUGE ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT AVAILABLE NOW! -ON RICHMOND NEAR W.UTICA. -HUGE KITCHEN, L...
Posted by Suicide Mike on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:59:00 PST

Mississippi

This tortureous jaunt in the land of stupidity is finaly coming to an end. If you are feeling exhuasted with the stupidity of your local population, take a drive south and spend two weeks in a gas sto...
Posted by Suicide Mike on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:43:00 PST

Old pics

Clearly Im loosing the old picture war with my brother. I constantly rag on him for being 27 and living with our parents. But obviously there are a few advantages. The biggest advantage is my mot...
Posted by Suicide Mike on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:56:00 PST

Apt for rent

AWSOME 1 AND A HALF BEDROOM APARTMENT FOR RENT! HUGE ONE AND A HALF BEDROOM APARTMENT AVAILABLE NOW! $550 PLUS UTILITIES. APARTMENT ON RICHMOND NEAR W.UTICA STREET. -HUGE KITCHEN, LIVINGROOM, BEDROOM,...
Posted by Suicide Mike on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:53:00 PST

My dog

Fell to cancer and I had to put him down today. Nothing is more miserable. 11 years.
Posted by Suicide Mike on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:11:00 PST

Sexyback

I have floor tickets to see Justin Timberlake and Pink. I dont care if you think Im gay, because this show is going to be way fucking cool. They have back up dancers you know.
Posted by Suicide Mike on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST

Lowest common denominator

I was going through my mailbox on this site sifting through the SPAM and I got to thinking, who exactly falls for spam? Somebody does or it wouldn't be such a problem. I have never decided to make a p...
Posted by Suicide Mike on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:39:00 PST

Cunt fucks

Some peice of shit, no good, cock sucking, mother fucking, weasel, ass whore, scumbag coward broke into my garage and stole my power tools last night. This is the second time this has happened in 4 mo...
Posted by Suicide Mike on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:07:00 PST