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Amelie

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About Me


A portrait of my twin brother, as done by my sister.
Happiness for some is eating pancakes for the rest of one's life. But this is of course directly proportional to the amount of time left to live and, most importantly, the quality of the pancakes consumed.
Stranger Than Fiction
~installation by Cerith Wyn Evans~
Lust: the Red Fire Bar---a chocolate bar made with Mexican ancho and chipotle chili peppers, Ceylon cinnamon and dark chocolate---from Vosges Haut Chocolat.
My brother mocks my camera case. That's ok, I have this thing I do called Empty-The-Sugar-Bowl-Each-Time-I-Visit-His-House.
I have a confession: I *really* like chocolate. That's not a real problem though, is it?
Maybe what's more of a problem is my sometimes compulsive need to make the most time-consuming desserts ever from scratch.
Or is the problem the heroin addiction?
Or maybe it's constantly making sure that the tumbler in the bathroom doesn't have toothpaste smudges on the rim? (Note: it shattered into a billion pieces Tuesday morning 02/27/07. Not a problem anymore now, is it.)
But I don't actually believe having 11 different kinds of cocoa in the pantry is the issue. If there isn't any elbow macaroni, dry kidney beans, craft glue, or gold spray paint in the house for the little gifts I like to make for my friends/house guests, now that's a problem.
A good trick is to fill your medicine cabinet with marbles. Nothing announces a nosey guest better than an avalanche of marbles hitting a porcelain sink. Plus you'll know which guest is a junkie whore or gutter hype, and you'll know what else to hide. Count your stash or remove the labels from your prescription bottles.
Be a dreamer. If you don't know how to dream, you're dead.
~~Jim Valvano, former North Carolina state basketball coach~~
The Sacred Heart airband
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature
to stop speech when words become superfluous.
~~~Ingrid Bergman~~~
Do you have the patience to wait
'Til the mud settles and the water is clear?
Can you remain unmoving,
'Til the right action arises by itself?
~~Lao Tzu~~
There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite passion of life.
~~Frederico Fellini~~
Aidyn (my nephew) is going to be a rock star when he grows up.
And he does all his own stunts
Thank you Max Cannon for the following:
Claude Monet's garden - Giverny, France
Pere Lachaise cemetary - Paris
..

My Interests

From the great philosopher Jagger comes this truth:

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime, you might...you get what you need."

motorcycling

Red Riding Hood

horsebackriding

ghost stories

Arthur Rackham illustrations

vintage postcards

tattoos

I am a kitchen-geek

thunderstorms

bonfires, campfires...oh hell, things that burn

Mt. Everest, and anything about mountaineering in general

video clips of cats getting startled make me laugh

I love what happens in the meadow at dusk

Creepy clowns scare me

I adore my Triumph

"Joe found out the hard way, but his troubles were just beginning...his mind was so messed up...he could hardly do nothin'...He was in a quandary...being devoured by the swirling cesspool of his own steaming desires...the guy was a wreck...so...what does he do? For once, he does something SMART...he goes out...and pays a lot of money to *L. Ron Hoover*... at the First Church of Appliantology!"

Don't you be Tarot-fied
It's just a token of my extreme

~F. Zappa~

My Medic Alert necklace reads:

I'd like to meet:

artist, Annette Messager

Music:

The Hacienda Brothers, Istvan and His Imaginary Band, Otis Redding, Hank Williams Sr., Nat King Cole, Wilco, Poi Dog Pondering, Ryan Adams, Shawn Mullins, PJ Harvey, Ray LaMontagne, CCR, The Ponys, Neko Case, George Harrison, Garbage, Joe Strummer, The Clash, Neil Finn, Damien Rice, Bryan Ferry and Roxy Music, Mindy Smith, Alison Krauss, Elvis Costello, Peter Gabriel, Lyle Lovett, Keane, The Decemberists, Talking Heads, Curtis Mayfield, David Gray, The Pretenders, Social Distortion, The Postal Service, Bright Eyes, Nick Drake, Red House Painters, The Stone Roses, Ben Folds, The Damned, Arcade Fire, Franz Ferdinand, Midnight Oil, The Church, Cocteau Twins, Asobi Seksu, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Movies:

Stranger Than Fiction, A Beautiful Mind, Delicatessen, Brazil, Diva, High Fidelity, Alive, The Count of Monte Cristo, Arsenic and Old Lace, Fight Club, Big Night, The Fisher King, Kolya, Broken Flowers, Lost In Translation, True Romance, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Cyrano de Bergerac, Rain Man, Groundhog Day, Vampire's Kiss, La Femme Nikita, Pulp Fiction, I Heart Huckabees, The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover, Dumb and Dumber, Shaun of the Dead, Meet John Doe, Sideways, The Last Samurai, House of Flying Daggers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Nosferatu, Some Like It Hot, The Shop Around the Corner

Television:

House MD., The Newsroom, Boston Legal, Grey's Anatomy, Globe Trekker, CSI: NY, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Gilmore Girls, NOVA, This Old House

Books:

EVERYTHING by David Sedaris-- Haunted, Invisible Monsters, and Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell, Where the Wild Things Are, The Taming of Sleeping Beauty, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Jane Eyre, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenanace, Stiff: The Secret Life of Cadavers, Black Coffee Blues by Henry Rollins, The Kite Runner, DH Lawrence, Thoreau, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Magazines: Dwell, Gourmet, Cook's Illustrated, Motorcycle Classics

Those who have been too long at their labour,
who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness,
who feel they have become temporarily inhumane,
who are tormented by their families,
who find life sad and love ephemeral;
they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted.

~~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin~~
french gastronome and chocolatier

My Blog

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Only a handful of you knew about this before this post here but I---your dear Amelie---was on the airwaves earlier this week.  [Very exciting stuff!]  My friend Jesse generously offered...
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