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Snaps Smear

“It's not the right time to be sober. Now the idiots are takin' over.”

About Me

My daughter's favorite insane person. Loud music, dark beer, red wine, rare steak, good cigars. Then after lunch...
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


100%

Maximus


75%

Indiana Jones


75%

James Bond, Agent 007


63%

William Wallace


58%

The Amazing Spider-Man


58%

The Terminator


50%

El Zorro


50%

Batman, the Dark Knight


50%

Lara Croft


46%

Neo, the "One"


25%
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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chad
Birthday: 5.17.71
Birthplace: Earth
Current Location: Racine, WI, U.S.A., Earth
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Varies
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Merrell
Your Weakness: Lighters and watches
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: No such thing as a bad piece of pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Secret
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: NA
Thoughts First Waking Up: I drank what?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Later
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Mtn Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ecxrement
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Dark chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Quad Venti Mocha
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuckin a
Do you Sing: In the car and shower
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: dun went alllreddy
Do you want to get Married: Maybe (3rd time's a charm)
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yup
Are you a Health Freak: no...just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yea
Do you play an Instrument: Bagpipes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Am now
In the past month have you Smoked: Am now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup...lookin for leopard print stuff!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Uh...no. I don’t menstruate
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh yea!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup...Shavin a chick's head!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Does rejected count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Oh yea!!!
Ever been called a Tease: Beleive it or not, I have!
Ever been Beaten up: Three times per week by roller girls.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Hypothermia
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Youthfull
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zeland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm
Favourite Hair Color: Not
Short or Long Hair: This
Height: Shallow
Weight: Folks
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many...Oh look a baby wolf!
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2

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Music:

Punk 80s Wave Ska Zydeco Blues Classical

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove Fandango So I Married an Axe Murderer
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Television:

Mythbusters Southpark
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Books:

Touching the Void Annapurna! The Climb

Heroes:

Anatoli Boukreev John Gunther Jr.

My Blog

So this morning

I got to work this morning, and we had a 10 month old dog that was stolen from us returned in rough shape. It's too stressfull for older dogs to be put into our kennels with all the little puppys so s...
Posted by Snaps Smear on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:44:00 PST

Gift ideas

OK...so yer scratchin yer heads tryin to figure out what Mr. Smear would enjoy for xmas...well fret no more for the meritorious Snaps has compiled a list. Private island...perhaps in the Seychelles Lu...
Posted by Snaps Smear on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:04:00 PST

I am thankful for

I am so thankful for... Jess, Raven, Kellyn, and all the rest of my family and amazing friends. You are all what makes life wonderfull!
Posted by Snaps Smear on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

Money

For the first time since 1997 I have a job that I absolutely hate. I would do anything to feed my family so I hate to complain, but I have been SOOOOOO patient lately about so much...I guess I just ne...
Posted by Snaps Smear on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST

Can I get a "do over"?

Started out at 8:00 AM after 4 hours of sleep. (3rd day in a row w/ that little sleep) After dropping my daughter off at school I had a job interview for a job I don't want, but may need. Br...
Posted by Snaps Smear on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

It's been a while so here's a long one

100 Things You may not have Known About Me...1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? Summit pale ale2. Do you follow college football? No3. How many miles does your car have on it? Which one...
Posted by Snaps Smear on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

The long slow hollow

Tight hands on loose arms dangle at my sides Square shaking legs crammed into wet round Levis Distant twitchy sandblasted bleary burning eyes The knot in my throat as big as the drum in my head Echoin...
Posted by Snaps Smear on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:17:00 PST

30 for the hell of it.

The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:1. What does your MySpace headline mean?It's a line from a NOFX song...if you don't get it, you're one of them. 2. Elaborate on your de...
Posted by Snaps Smear on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Travel quiz

Your Travel Profile:http://images.blogthings.com/howwelltraveledareyouqu iz/travel.jpg" height="100" width="100">You Are Extremely Well Traveled in the Midwestern United States (100%)You Are Extremely ...
Posted by Snaps Smear on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:40:00 PST

What a freakin roller coaster!

So this is my first chance to sit and digest the last three weeks... It all started the last week in June, when I had to go to Fl to visit my terminally ill grandma. I wanted to post pone the trip be...
Posted by Snaps Smear on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:04:00 PST