Ve [Maid of Metal] profile picture

Ve [Maid of Metal]

pain is an illusion. time is a blur. life is surreal.

About Me

Don't you know who the fuck i am? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH, IMA SMACK YOU WITCH YA OWN PIMP!!
I'm not like average girls. I'm vulgar, crude and offensive.
I recently seem to have been loosing my conscience...
I like Sci-fi, fantasy and horror ANYTHING.
I kind of want to get a tattoo of a middle finger to remind myself to fuck the bullshit and be myself. It's a weird symbolism.
I have a horrid memory. Please excuse it.
I make songs that mix tenacious d with trogdor.
My looks are quite decieving. Never judge a book by its cover, and last i checked, you weren't god, so don't judge me.
I put more trust in ACTIONS than WORDS.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN CENSORSHIP. I BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION.
I abosutely love music. I jump around in my liking from rock, punk, techno-industiral, psychobilly, metal and ska. But metal is and always will be my main. I'm a pure-bred metalhead and that will never fucking change. I like most sub-genre's of it but my favorites are thrash, death and power metal. I AM A CD WHORE I WANT TO KEEP THE RECORD BUSINESS ALIVE. RIP TOWER RECORDS. AMOEBA IS NEXT!
I have a soft spot for guys with long hair.
I often forget my age.
I don't drive yet, but i have a 1956 ford pick up thats currently being restored by yours truely.
I'm a mosher, a skanker, a fighter and a lover.
I'm learning the guitar, but i want to learn everything.
I love bloody knuckles and slaps. I spit, i burp, im not feminine and i dont give a fuck what you think if i don't respect you.
I missed my decade by about 20-30 years. I should have been born BEFORE the 80's atleast.
Talk shit to my face. If you have a problem either shut up or step up.
I'm pretty straightforward, laid back and oddly friendly.
I'm moody and i've got an attitude.I can be the biggest bitch you've ever seen. Its a scorpio thing.
I Procrastinate way too much.

My Interests

Its all up in the about me section. MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

Anybody. Your mind is only limited by itself. I'd love to hear your opinions and ideas. show me a bit of yourself, i love to learn. Or anyone who can make me laugh and is into metal.

Show me the world through anothers eyes, for mine are blinded by stagnation.

"Soma is Christianity without all the tears" - Brave New World

"I speak in verses, prophecies and curses"-otep

"You kick and scream and punch and yell and claw and fight back with metal" -Rob Halford

"Only the good die young"

"what is the more comon human trait: Fear or Laziness?"

"How much of human life is spent waiting?"

"Some people will never be normal. I am one of those people."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Music:

I love music. My main is metal, but sometimes i find rock and punk irresistible. Here's a wide variety of music off my ipod.

Movies:

The Crow, The Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Little rascles, The Ring, Eddy Scissor Hands, Donnie Darko, Sandlot, Saw 1,2,and 3, Slither, V for Vendetta, Hostil, Apocalypto, House of 1000 corpses, Devils Rejects, Team America, Idiocracy, The Maid, 300, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Descent etc.

Television:

Southpark, Jackass, Wild boyz, ed edd and eddy, family guy, futurama, Beavis and Butthead, Three stooges, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Headbangers Ball, Robot Chicken, Invader Zim, Metal Asylum, Metalocalypse, Little Bush etc.

Books:

stephen king, edgar allen poe, haunted by meg cabot, Harry Potter series, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Captain Underpants, Through the Looking Glass, Hellsing, etc.

Heroes:

Pancho Barns, Les Claypool, Brooke Volkmann and Peter Clark(my sister and her husband), my grandma Velma, my Grandpa Chuck, Mikeal Adams, Katie H., Duffy, Dimebag Darrel, Lindsey Shannon, Chelsea Spirito, Kristina Babs etc.

Angela Gossow
Darrell Dimebag Abbott 1964-2004
Brody Dalle

My Blog

growing up is a pain in my ass

Of all the nights I've laid awake in the past yearthis one scared me the mostfor th realization of lost passion hitthe loss of the thing i'm known bestIt hurts to think its goneespecially when thinkin...
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:27:00 PST

arch enemy, anthrax, iron maiden, type o negative, and dethklok

arch enemy - may 30th hob sunset stripiron maiden & anthrax - may 31st verizon wireless amphitheater irvinetype o negative - 6/1 avalon in ladethklok - 6/6 te wilternif you are interested in any o...
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:47:00 PST

World War 3? World Domination? PLEASE READ!

Halright so we may not be annihilated, but we are pretty fucked. To any of you who read my bulliton, (i can’t spell for shit) this is a follow up. It starts with Charles Manson, who is currently...
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:10:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebs - Collage - Morph...
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:10:00 PST

mah play buddy proof read it!

Characters: Malum                     Nex               &...
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST

retard art

these are my retarded paints. if youd like me to make one for you jsut ask. they're quite fun.or i can make one from scratch, in stick figure form. xp...
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:32:00 PST

back with kidney disease!

gah im falling apart, first tendonidous, then asthma and today my lower back started hurting, around my kidneys. So i told my mom and she says casually "Oh yeah when i was a kid i lived off (some sort...
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:07:00 PST

asthma

soo i guess i really do have asthma, i took my inhaler for the first time tonight and i can breathe easier and i stopped coughing. Its kinda scary in a way but its interesting. isk just was like 0.o i...
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:02:00 PST

ok so

ima post more of my essays and crap i xpxpxpx there's this new alcoholic beverage called nosleep and im drunk off it hehehe
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:35:00 PST

Zeitgeist

...
Posted by Ve [Maid of Metal] on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST