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The Tao of Kharrison

kevinhsweeney

About Me

as much as i hate wearing clothes, i still look great in them. keep up.

My Interests

balancing prostitution and art in a career that has the potential to either make people dumb and lazy or inspire them to evolve. it's a fine line.

I'd like to meet:

resilient Pokes whose words are their bonds. whose actions speak louder than their words. whose junks and padondudonks are nicely shaven.

Music:

Anything Fogerty-related.

Movies:

Anything Indiana Jones-related.

Television:

Anything HBO-related.

Books:

Anything Gonzo-related.

Heroes:

Anything me-related.

My Blog

Jimmy Kimmel is a Dutch Bag: confirmed

~or~ DR. MY ASS!  GET THIS GUY SOME PEPTO BISMOL! i hadn’t gotten my cab driving permit, so i had relegated the afternoon to stripping the paint off the mortar on our front porch.  and...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:22:00 PST

more debauchery for the Monkeys of 008

~or~FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENTwow. the Masses Have Spoken. i thought i'd really had a Following when the viewings for these blogs Spiked with the evolution of Sex, Drugs, & Rock an...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST

to the class of 008

~or~...now is the Winter of Our Discontent made Glorious Summer by Sunny Los Angeles...alright you little Cherubs and Monkeys. for those of you who keep reading this even though you're supposed to be...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:27:00 PST

a day no surveys would be bulletined

in celebration of last evening's success and in response to Aphrodisiac's begging for a survey, (and Ms. Bri's fuckin adorability) We hereby submit an ORIGINAL survey.this, you can rest assured, (depe...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:59:00 PST

did we Fuck last time?

-or-YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO CUT OFF SEEING A FORMER CHILD STAR TURNED STRAIGHT- TO-DVD ACTRESS WHEN...first, allow me to say. that. i'm muthafuckin TIRED of oatmeal. but i'm up early for this taping ...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:30:00 PST

Jack Mormon's definition o' MacGyver

-or-LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITYJust had a flashback taking Buffalo KH Sweeney back to TykeHood. Back in the days of drinking Dentist's Swish Cups full of water. Just these littl...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

Pooh, Sasquatch, and Satan Claus (revised)

-or-THERE ARE NO DUMBBELLS HERE THERE'S JUST MY BALLSright, so a subscriber just reminded Us how hairy We used to be. which has unleashed the following tidbit...We (back in the day when We referred t...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:15:00 PST

if this Shower's a-rockin, don't come knockin PART II

-OR-APARTMENT MANAGERS NEED TO SOUNDPROOF THE VENTS OR INSULATE THE CEILINGS WHEN I PUT A TIE ON THE DOORKNOBafore We go delve into today's Blanket of Mischief, let's address a few issues. first off,...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:12:00 PST

if this Shower's a-rockin, don't come knockin

-or-IN-HOUSE LANDLORDS ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCErighteo, the Masses have spoken... We're gonna put the Worldly Wise revelations on pause so as to bring you, Audience McGee, pure Sexcapades of light...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

Break Glass in case of orgasmic Emergency '007

-or-WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND/OR YOUR STATE GOVERNOR'S INNER OFFICEthis myspace pimpwagon keeps connecting me to fine aquaintances from back in the day. of late, i've b...
Posted by The Tao of Kharrison on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST