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In Memory of Professor Frederick von Beaglestein

Fortune smiles on the bold.

About Me

I am a beagle. I have a brother he is a powerful spaniel. I like to eat and sleep and go for rides (particularly to drive thrus if you dont know you go there with your Daddy and they just give away food for paper)!!!!! I like food particularly steak, chicken, turkey, hamburger, cheeseburger, cheese, fish, crab, lobstaaa, duck, pizza, can food, packaged food, dry food, eggs, bacon, ice cream, chili, pies, , the insides of animals, mice, wild birds, rats, opossum, spiders, flies, bees (as long as they dont sting when you chew them), venison, racoon, bird seed, zupreem, cat shit, horse shit, manure (particularly if you can roll in it I found this one pile in a cattle pasture ah good times), and if my brother Stu is not looking Stu shit (so that i can be powerful like him). I also like food. I like to go to the dog beach (but the water is scary and Stu and Daddy might drown), the dog doc (but that can be scary too, food, naps with Mom, naps by myself, small kids, food, big kids, food, flying (but only if there is a meal service or two or three or four), food, the dog park, food, hiking (but it gets tiring when you jump out of the car), food, sunbathing, food, meeting new friends, food, seeing old friends, food, chasing kitties with Stu, food, playing with toys (but I will never EVER touch Stu's egg again), and food..... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..My sisterGuess what!!!She can STAND!!!!!That deer looks tasty Claire!

My Interests

Well I like to eat, eating is always cool. I really like breakfast that is the best! Except of course for a real good snack that is awesome. Of course lunch rocks got to love the lunch! Hmm... dinner is the best cause you can just sleep off the food until you get hungry for your 9 PM snack! I also like to play (but i get tired real easy so not play for too much). Like to run (but only for a few minutes. Like to go for walks (but that really wears you out). Sniff for things all things really need to have a good sniff. Search for food that is good you can do that at the pet store, at home, in the yard, when you are out adventuring, etc. Sleeping is cool particularly in someone else's bed cuz then you get to try out their pillows. Sleeping with friends is cool but have to make sure you have your fair share of the sheets and the bed (just keep stretching and you can move them away to give you more space). Shopping is good particlarly if someone is buying for you. Going out for food or ordering in (delivery is fantastic)! Going new places in the car (as long as you dont go too far and you dont know where you are going = scary). Getting patted. Bonus food! Looking thru the trash, trying to lick food on the counter is good but stealing food from the counter is the best. Chewing bones or a pig ear (man I hope Daddy goes to Claim Jumper). Humping something. Relaxing by the pool but no swimming beagles dont like the water let Stu do that. Just chillin and laying around. Oh and of course FOOD. Pepper likes to play tricks with me because she is a lot smarter than me and I like food Stu is a lot more powerful than I am Need to line up and sit for treats Got to try to get all the food you can Great places to go! Mauia href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank" see the New Zealand Fur Seals Columbia River Gorgea href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank" Prague Australia

I'd like to meet:

Other dogs of course because dogs are cool. People I like lots of people although young people are the best. Kids are awesome love all kids. Like to chase kitties, like birds because they like to throw food and that means you can get more food. My sister Pepper she likes to drop zupreem to me and then when I go and get it. She sometimes bites me on the ass (which is not cool). Stu doesn't fall for it but come on FREE FOOD!!!! I like to meet lots of people when I am out of the house I like to go to the beach and the mountains and the park and have even FLOWN before. My dream is to meet a butcher at work that job must totally rock followed by a chef, a fisherman, anyone who works in the restaurant business, the drive thru workers, people who are going to the drive thru, and anyone inviting anyone over for dinner. I really like coming over for dinner!.. width="425" height="350" ..Take the quiz:
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Music:

Well as a beagle it is hard to change the radio dial or load a cd because you only have a paw with four toes. However, I often hear in the car: Neil Young, The Beatles, Coldplay, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Morrissey, U2, REM, John Lennon, George Harrison, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, The Clash, Pearl Jam, Blink 182, Greenday, Weezer, Buffalo Springfield, Griegg, Verdi, the Cranberries, Tchaikovsky, Peter Gabriel, Beck, Garbage, the Cars, Creedence Clearwater, Dire Straits, Hole, the Killers, Tom Petty, Otis Redding.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Everything with a dog in it as a star like Cats & Dogs cuz that stars a beagle as a hero! Shawshank Redemption, Dr. Stranglove, original King Kong, Lawrence of Arabia, anything by Alfred Hitchcock (particularly To Catch a Thief, Rear Window, & North by Northwest), Spartacus, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, Galaxy Quest, the 1st & 3rd Indiana Jones, original Godzilla (has a trilobite!), Glory, JAWS, Batman Begins, Troy, Seven, Terminator 1 & 2 (even if Arnold is now an ass of a governor), Toy Story, Shrek, Pirates of the Carribbean, Spiderman 1 & 2, Goodfellas, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, the first two Lord of the Rings but the third one was awful, Enemy at the Gates, The Wolf Man, Something About Mary, Meet The Parents, The Thing, The Notebook, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Mrs, Doubtfire, Die Hard, Gettysburg, For a Few Dollars More, A Fish Called Wanda, U-571, The Manchurian Candidate (original B & W with Sinatra), Last of The Mohicans, Zulu, Ishtar (I actually like that one), Fight Club, Dodgeball, Back to the Future, Gremlins, Elizabeth, Michael Collins, etc.

Television:

Anything with dogs even the Dog Show (these are rigged so that beagles and spaniels never win but worthless poms, little white fluffy dogs, llala apsa things, & a barely walking pekanese always will). National Football League, College Football, Hockey, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Discovery Science, History Channel, Animal Planet, Travel Channel, real news (nothing local or some blowhard on Fox News), Law & Order, The Daily Show, anything educational that deals with history or science, real forensic shows and crime stories, and a sporting event with a school I care about (LSU, GW, CSUF, etc.)... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Lots of them, love to read, have many bookcases, a great habit of mine particularly those that deal with animals, paleontology, geology, plate tectonics, environmental studies, environmental impacts, history, politics, and biographies. Good authors too like Mark Twain, Joseph Conrad, and Graham Greene.

Heroes:

Well Stu of course cuz he is quite powerful and he did kill that racoon that was beating me up .............but for people I like George Washington, Nicholas Steno, Franklin Roosevelt, Napoleon Bonaparte, Leonardo di Vinci, Cicinnatus, U. S. Grant, William Gladstone, Nathaniel Greene, the original Chuck D (Charles Darwin he was fond of the Beagle), the 1948, 1949, & 1960 Philadelphia Eagles, people who want to learn, anyone who doesn't pollute & view the Earth as their personal trash can, and anyone who doesn't vote for W and the Republican Party. This Magpie stole three sandwiches from tourists in three minutes in Kangaroo Island, South Australia

My Blog

violence from rfk

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Posted by Frederick von Beaglestein on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

Darwin's birthday

It is important to note that today is Charles Darwin's 197th birthday. Also, even though the Roman Catholic, Methodist, Lutheran, Presbytarian, and Espiscopilian churces have endorsed the science behi...
Posted by Frederick von Beaglestein on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:25:00 PST

st. valentine's day

***Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"*** You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about th...
Posted by Frederick von Beaglestein on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:03:00 PST

a feline no way 100% canid

You Were a Lynxhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatanimalwereyouinapastlif equiz/lynx.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are a great knower and keeper of secrets.A bit psychic, you can bring out hidden tru...
Posted by Frederick von Beaglestein on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:24:00 PST

Solidarity with a free press and the right to view any cartoon.

Here try to kill me too (maybe we can get out of the 12th century one day). Buy all the Danish products you can. Here are the cartoons that upset so much of the world while 30,000+ kids starve to deat...
Posted by Frederick von Beaglestein on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST