Harrow Dare

I'm 5'5, 300 pounds, and have an extremely hairy back. I'm selfish, uncompromising, egotistical and rude. I have no job, don't ever want one, I never take out the trash, and spend what little money I have on myself. I club baby seals, I think oil slicks make the water look pretty and litter gives the fuzzy little animals something to play with. I believe a woman lost her "choice" when she got knocked up. You want a choice? Go to Starbucks. I don't think it takes a village to raise a child, I think it takes parents with enough balls to spank his butt and say "NO!" I am a card carrying member of the vast right wing conspiracy, and I'm waiting for my membership card for the republican attack machine. I'll start recycling glass, paper and plastic when there is a shortage of sand, trees and polyethylene. I don't give a shit about the Australian dingo, and I think that dolphin adds excellent texture and flavor to my tuna. I wear fur, I drive a Cadillac that has leather seats and I leave the water running when I brush my teeth. I own three guns and I'm not afraid to use them. You want my PS3? Come and get it! I fully support the separation of a liberal and my wallet, and by the way, it's made of leather too. I own stock in Halliburton and I bought it at ten bucks a share. I am a hateful, bigoted, intolerant, sexist, xenophobic, misogynistic, selfish, greedy, money-grubbing , anti-earth, anti-woman, anti-choice, and an anti-everything rat bastard RIGHT WING NUTJOB. When can I meet your parents?