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J-Bahr

I'm not a captain, cause I don't save hoes

About Me

My theme song for 08

My Interests

Music, DJing, crate diggin, drinking more often than I should, music, Ecko clothing, movies, music, interesting women, Green Bay Packers, crackheads, video games, did I say music?, callin people haters and suckas for no apparent reason, taking incriminating photos which can be later used to bribe people, hot kicks, exotic fruits (no homo), slappin idiots senseless, sleeping on couches, booing wack DJ's, dislocating joints (OFTEN!), pulling the scraper in a circle, the smell of fresh vinyl, blind boxes, Jameson, fine art and cheap smut, etc.

I'd like to meet:

You, you, and you...but not you.

Music:

Too much to mention: Hip Hop, funk, soul, all kinds of rock, disco, jazz, blues, techno, electro, trip-hop, b-more, hyphy, crunk, baile funk, miami bass, juke, soundtrack scores, TV theme songs (YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!) and various odd ball records. Pretty much anything with a ill beat, or can be sampled or remixed.

Movies:

Comedies (mostly), action/suspense, some documentaries, hip hop movies, old kung-fu movies

Television:

Simpsons, In Living Color, SNL, Sanford and Son, CSI, Good Times, Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, South Park, 70's Show, SCTV, NFL football, Seinfeld, Conan O'Brien, Futurama, Ren and Stimpy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Three's Company, Drawn Together, Arrested Development, Oblongs, Entourage, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Showzen, Weeds, Boondocks, Everybody Hates Chris, My Name Is Earl, The Office, 30 Rock, Nip/Tuck, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and almost ANYTHING in HD

Books:

whatever I can read while checkin out at the grocery store

Heroes:

The Local Action type

My Blog

and the verdict is...surgery

I thought 3rd time's a charm right?  Nope, 3rd time, we cut you.   If ya don't know, the shoulder popped out again 2 weeks ago, but luckily popped back in immediately.  It's been ...
Posted by J-Bahr on Thu, 22 May 2008 06:03:00 PST

Karma strikes again!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by J-Bahr on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:26:00 PST

Want wax updates??? Add The Exclusive Co-Greenfield!

If ya don't know, Exclusive Company Greenfield is on myspace.  From now on, I will be providing bulletins pertaining to any new releases in hip-hop CDs and ALL kinds of vinyl.  So if you're ...
Posted by J-Bahr on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

DJ J-Bahr-Get An Edumication Vol. 3-The Dilla Edition

The next volume in my "Get An Edumication" sample mixtape series.  Tribute to the late, great Jay Dee (J. Dilla).  All the samples I had that he used.  Short but sweet, enjoy! http://ra...
Posted by J-Bahr on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:18:00 PST

Karma realized

I've been too busy partying it up to think about this - but it will keep a smile on my face for awhile. If you don't know, I was fired from my job back at the end of 2001.  7 years of working my ...
Posted by J-Bahr on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:17:00 PST

Plastic Grillz mix

You like crunk?  Not really my steez, but I'll still mix it up fresh.  Peep if you like.  Did it in one take - short but ill. http://rapidshare.de/files/10451393/J-Bahr-Plastic_Grillz.m. ..
Posted by J-Bahr on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:23:00 PST

Get An Edumication Mix Vol. 2

Aight y'all, I got bored last night and did another break/sample mix.  Something to listen to until the real mix gets done.  45 minutes of sample madness!!! Pick a link - all the same http:/...
Posted by J-Bahr on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 06:45:00 PST

VEGAS!

Random shit from the Vegas trip. I just got back and am having problems adjusting to real time. You had to be there, but enjoy anyways. -That guy getting on my plane kinda looks like Bono from U2...wa...
Posted by J-Bahr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why I don't DJ weddings

This weekend I DJ'ed my 1st wedding.  I feel like such a musical whore, playing music I hate for more money than I ever made for a gig.  I even had the bride provide me with music I didn't h...
Posted by J-Bahr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST