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Matt

You may not live long being brave, but your not living if your gunna be a bitch!

About Me

Ok so it's been awhile sence I updated this. I'm about to turn 31 next week. I've had some crazy shit happen to me. That and I have done some pretty crazy shit at the same time. Lots of ups and downs and everything in between. I wouldn't trade any of it for all the butterfinger bars in the world! I will admit (brag) that I have accumilated some of the best friends and aquaintences anybody could ever have! I'm a very lucky man in many more ways then one! I'm a giddy guy that likes to be who I am. As long as people around me are having a good time I get to enjoy a night off.....if there not i'm doing whatever I can to put a smile on their face! I think Roger Rabbit said it best...."I just wanna make people laugh". Thats all I got to say about myself. Theres much more but if ya don't know me then words don't describe me. Anybody that does know me.....accepts me for who I am!..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor IMG SRC="http://paintball.com/pics/psp/2005/05pa/thurs/05pa_thur 0086.jpg"

My Interests

This video is the truth for real!!! I don't give a fuck what anybody says...Justin Timberlake maybe a fuck'n flamer, but he is a PIMP!!! I'ma buy a hat like that too! You better believe it! hahahaha Outdoors, hunting, fishing, paintball, gaming, movies, food (cooking), camping, sports, work. IMG SRC="http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff270/virusfan_2007/ CuntSplashHeader-1.jpg"

I'd like to meet:

All the people i've been gaming with for the past four years. I'd like to meet Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, Vin Deisel, Stallone...etc. Actually being an actor in an action movie would be a life long dream. IMG SRC="http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/monstergarage/meet/ga llery/meet2_hzoom.jpg"

Music:


Funny Videos
Country, Heavy metal, R&B, rap, industrial/death metal, rock & roll, just about anything. I do however have a passion for Enigma. Something about there music sends me into a euphoric state...I know fucking weirrrrrd

Movies:


Funny Videos
Harley Davidson & the Marlboro man, Diggstown, Star wars, 13 Ghosts, Phone booth, Band of the hand, Waiting, Cars, Lord of the rings, Pirates of the carribian, The dark crystal, Transformers, Seven, Final destination, Along came polly, Commando, Rambo, Chucky, Friday the 13, Nightmare on elm st, Texas chainsaw massacre,IMG SRC="http://www.customizeyourpage.com/userpics/graphics/thum bnail/animated269.gif"

Television:

Football!!! IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/hunter3mo/images/Tracesig.gif"

Books:

The Bone collector, Devils Teardrop, The Bible, Playboy, Maxim.

Heroes:

LAST HIT!!! I lub jOo man! Seriously though, I look up to anybody that doesn't have mommy and daddy wiping there ass for them.
You scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Posion


100%

Stabbed


87%

Bomb


80%

Suicide


73%

Gunshot


67%

Eaten


53%

Suffocated


47%

Cut Throat


33%

Disappear


33%

Natural Causes


20%

Accident


13%

Disease


13%

Drowning


0%
How Will You Die??
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My Blog

Only the good die young!

My goal today is to help the misunderstood begin to properly understand a great man by the name of Billy Joel. It is my belief that 99% of the public, young and old alike, are under the common misperc...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:08:00 PST

Fucked up morning......

Ok so it's saturday morning, I had turned myself into a puddle the night before. My roomate Jerry and his GF got into a huge fight. In the morning I peel myself up and drive pie eyed to get some break...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:26:00 PST

women are always perfect right? fuck that...(converted blog from elsewhere)

If a bitch wants you, nothing can keep the bitch away. If she doesn't want you, nothing can make her stay. Stop making excuses for a bitch and her behavior. Allow your intuition...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:39:00 PST

Behind a mans mind

..> Any guy can relate to this and say that hes been there and done that~~Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys....
Posted by Matt on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:50:00 PST

God Bless Real Americans!!! Fuck you welfare pieces of shit k?

Denver Weather WEATHER BULLETIN --Denver Up here, in the "Mile-Hi City", we just recovered from a Historic event-- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizza...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:52:00 PST

Things every man should know about women!

GUYS PLEASE READ 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:This was written by a guy who has had years of experience.1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their unde...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

Crazy laws that are still around

Alphabetically by state:Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.It is illegal to buy a bag of peanuts after sunset and before sunrise the next day in Alabama.Ar...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

Man's Translator

TRANSLATING A WOMAN: 40-ish.................. 49Adventurous.......... Sleeps with everyoneAthletic................ No titsAverage Looking.....UglyBeautiful...............Pathological Liar Contagi...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST