The Televisual Diaries of Miss Tara Twoshoes profile picture

The Televisual Diaries of Miss Tara Twoshoes

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About Me

.."Hello, my name is Tara, and I'm addicted to buying shoes. Sometimes I don't even realise I'm doing it, i wake up coming out of shoestores, boxes under my arms... I just feel so dirty..." "Hello, Tara, have you tried heroin?"

Tara --
[adjective]:

Smells like teen spirit

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests



    music geek stuff fashion and beauty reading art movies comedy reading and attending plays tall people doing things going out staying in the weather mental illness


I enjoy pedantics, puns, correcting hot guys' grammar, being corrected, tomfoolery, walks in the countryside. i like poems, but despise poets. monkey-lookin' fellas, speccy glasses, stencilling slogans on tshirts, wearing shoes and using the phrase "NO TIME TO LOSE!".

I'd like to meet:

nicky bloody wire. i'm quite pissed at not having achieved this by my late age. he's a fucking cunt, never playing in my shite country, but what the hey, i could forgive them most things... :(

i'd like to hang out with Stephen Fry, maybe read the dictionary with him...

a bunch of gobshites from Dublin, esp. that old git cunt. (she feels rather sweary today!)

I DO NOT ACCEPT ADDS FROM BANDS, SO FUCK RIGHT OFF. ooh, that were right harsh, ooah. come along loveys, i might add yer if yer message first, and answer a simple question, but i ain't gonna listen to yer shite tunes!

Music:

GENRES:

Soul, Motown, Indie, Metal, Pub Rock(NZ), Funk, Alt/Country. NOT Jazz! Musical fucking wanking!

ARTISTS:

    David Bowie Violent Femmes Manic Street Preachers Republic of Loose Roxy Music Buddy Holly The Mighty Stef Sonic Youth Parliament/Funkadelic Peggy Lee The Velvet Underground Hole The Shangri-Las Duran Duran Prince Patsy Cline The Stranglers The Hollies Marvin Gaye Nirvana Syd Barrett T Rex The Ramones The Four Tops Johnny Cash Ike and Tina Turner Pink Floyd Annihilator Judas Priest Hank Williams Dinosaur Jr. Megadeth Shonen Knife Slayer Motley Crue Th' Dudes/DD Smash/Dave Dobbyn Split Enz Neil Diamond Roy Orbison The Cure The Dandy Warhols Deja Voodoo Hello Sailor The Supremes The Wedding Present *etc*


currently thrashing: 50s spectacle rock

if you are not a member of one of these bands: YOUR BAND SUCKS!

Movies:

i really like movies, but i have a bit of a problem with actors.MOVIES/ALL TIME:

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Stand by Me The Wicker Man Watership Down Amadeus Star Wars (original) Trilogy Planet of the Apes Platoon Duck Soup Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Back to the Future Willard Soylent Green Barfly the Shining Bubba HoTep Monty Python's Meaning of Lif Braindead Pee Wee's Big Adventure The Shawshank Redemption Team America:World Police Corpse Bride

MOVIES/RECENT:
    Easy Rider (Fonda is amaaazing!) The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Some Like It Hot The League of Gentlemens Apocalypse I Shot Andy Warhol M*A*S*H *etc*

ACTORS(Cinema):
  • Crispin Glover
  • Marilyn Monroe
  • Clint Eastwood
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Groucho Marx
  • Johnny Depp
  • River Phoenix
  • Bette Davis
  • Keifer Sutherland
  • Simon Pegg
  • Dakota Fanning (and also that kid who played Jacob on Taken, he's becoming a fucking fine actor too! as for Dakota, she blows my mind...)
  • Tom Hanks
  • Television:

    ALL TIME:

      Bottom Monty Python's Flying Circus Futurama Only Fools and Horses Bewitched M*A*S*H Band of Brothers Dad's Army Married with Children Taken Open All Hours The Simpsons Back of the Y Masterpiece Television Dangermouse Spongebob Squarepants Beavis and Butthead The Muppet Show The Twilight Zone Black Books Blackadder Goes Forth


    RECENT:

      House, MD. Boston Legal Coogans Run Jeeves and Wooster A Bit of Fry and Laurie(notice a theme? ;-P)

      ACTORS(Television:)

      Hugh Laurie Rowan Atkinson Stephen Fry Matt Frewer James Spader/William Shatner David Jason Rik Mayall/Ade Edmondson Katey Sagal


    New Zealand television is fucking dire at the moment.

    Books:

    AUTHORS:

      Terry Pratchett Steve King Spike Milligan Frank Herbert Richard Adams Douglas Adams George Orwell Edgar Allen Poe Ira Levin John Steinbeck Tennessee Williams Jean Rhys William Golding Jacqueline Sussan Phillip K. Dick Mervyn Peake *etc*


    Heroes:

    *abstains*

    My Blog

    criminy jim-jims!

    256 cwnts have 'viewed' my blog over the past two years, and only ONE (count that!) has replied! fucking cock-knockers! ;-P   CD wins! *best 'friend' ever!*
    Posted by Toto Annihilation! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:06:00 PST

    I Don't Add Bands... Unless Yer Shit-Fuckin'-Hot.

    so you can fuck right of if yer band sucks arse. if you ARE shit-hot, hey, apply! what's the worst that can happen? a quiet tap of the deny button, your face is saved. Love and hugs, Tarah T. &nb...
    Posted by Toto Annihilation! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:55:00 PST