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Emily

When Hell is full, the Dead will walk the Earth

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Emily Elizabeth
Birthday: January 26, 1981
Birthplace: Roseville, CA
Current Location: Rio Linda, CA
Eye Color: Brown (so boring!)
Hair Color: Still just brown...
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: White
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black ballet flats with hot pink stripes. Cute but I feel sooo short.
Your Weakness: DVDs, CDs, Magazines. I can't walk past Best Buy without blowing at least $50
Your Fears: Needles, the dark, clowns, ants. Being given an IV by a clown covered in ants during a power outage?
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Decide want I want to do with my life. Goddamn you, quarter-life crisis. You are so angsty.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Must not knock over glass of water while trying to hit snooze.
Your Best Physical Feature: Boobs, I guess.
Your Bedtime: 10:00 p.m. theorectically. 12:30 p.m. actually.
Your Most Missed Memory: This question is poorly worded. If it is a missed memory, how can I remember it? Do they mean thing I forget the most? Thing I miss the most from my childhood? Five points deducted for poor grammar and form.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. More sugar!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King. Does McDonalds recognize the princess in me and have crowns on hand? No? That's why they can suck it plain.
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the objective, I suppose.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea = boiled dirty socks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla... the perfect sundae base.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee=Tea.
Do you Smoke: Never.
Do you Swear: Always.
Do you Sing: I will admit to the fact that I am currently taking voice lessons but I'm not sure it's really having any effect. Besides torturing the ears of the voice instructor.
Do you Shower Daily: No. Every other.
Have you Been in Love: It seems like love every time.
Do you want to go to College: Want to? I'm ambivalent. Am? Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Did I ask for a self esteem test?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Cast iron stomach! Bring on the carnival rides...
Do you think you are Attractive: It's hardly my opinion that counts, seeing as it's other people who are supposed to be attracted to you.
Are you a Health Freak: Not at all.
Do you get along with your Parents: 50% of them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Apathetic.
Do you play an Instrument: Learning drums, yay! I totally needed a more effective way to be fucking loud.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No. I just don't see the appeal.
In the past month have you Smoked: As a brainwashed mass of the PSA generation, I've never even tried one.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: My reality is surreal enough already, thank you.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Are there people who go a month without the mall? Where are these people? We must rescue them.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Total? At once? Either way, no. But I am tempted to use my red correction pen again.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No fishes were harmed in the feeding of Emily...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I was only an accessory.
Ever been Drunk: Never
Ever been called a Tease: Always
Ever been Beaten up: Amazingly no. No one ever believes my big mouth has survived so long unscathed.
Ever Shoplifted: Are restaurants a shop?
How do you want to Die: "Painlessly in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming like his passengers." Thanks, I'm here all week.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A princess or a ballerina or an astronaut.
What country would you most like to Visit: India.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter as long as it's shiny.
Short or Long Hair: Looong.
Height: Mine or taller.
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Goth/Rockabilly
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 300+ easily
Number of Piercings: 3 in each ear.
Number of Tattoos: One largish.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One. And it's not the tattoo.
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My Interests

Ambivalence, anomalies, apathy, arts and crafts, books, foreign languages, funerary practices, garnets, grammar, idiosyncrasies, interior design, knowledge, zombie survival, movies, occult, palmistry, phrenology, punctuation, religious studies, sarcasm, scifi, scrying, singularities, snark, tarot, world travel, and the words "fish" "fuck" and "scrumtrulescent"

I'd like to meet:

People. Duh. Not Zombies. Obviously.Probably not tweakers either, no matter how cool their theme song is...

Music:

I am an iPod junkie so a little bit of everything really. But the last actual complete CDs I bought/illegally copied were Dramarama, Miranda Lambert, Dashboard Confessional, HIM, Kanye's newest, AFI, and the Across the Universe Soundtrack. And about 40 singles. It was a slow month. Any suggestions?

Movies:

My all time top 12 (in no particular order): Harold and Maude, Before Sunrise/Before Sunset, Can't Hardly Wait, MallRats, Army of Darkness, Fight Club, Office Space, Secretary, South Park, The Man Who Fell to Earth, The Truth About Cats and Dogs. Honorable Mentions include V for Vendetta, Serenity, Shaun of the Dead, Notting Hill, They Live, and Dirty Filthy Love. My favorite genre as a whole is horror!

Television:

Currently: Heroes, Big Bang Theory, American Idol, Lost, House, The Office, South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Pushing Daisies, Dexter, and anything being numbered backwards and counted down (The 40 most ...etc.) or featuring random people taking a trip down memory lane (I Love the decade...etc.)...Old Favorites: Buffy, Angel, Star Trek, Boy Meets World, Joan of Arcadia, Quantum Leap, X-files

Books:

All of them. In the World.My lastest reads include: The Story of O (S&M), Eclipse (again! hot teenage vampires), Darkly Dreaming Dexter (the book the Showtime series was based on), Pride and Prejudice(a classic and good but I still don't get the big fuss over Mr. Darcy. He seemed kinda cranky to me!) and Star Trek: The Final Frontier (it's okay... I already know I'm a giant dork.)

Heroes:

We don't need another.

My Blog

Home again, Home again, Jiggity Jig

So I totally slacked on updating our blog for our last few days in England! Too busy trying to fit in every last minute thing. We managed to make it to the Natural History Museum and on a day tri...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:30:00 PST

Fuck you Lady; That's What Stairs Are For....

So after meeting Gareth's Dad, we were all excited to meet his friend... so much for hoping. He was okay: hysterically funny, and gave us info to tease G about for the rest of his life but when he sta...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:58:00 PST

Overrated!

Sadly Stonehenge was LAME. There was no museum, no nothing. Just Stonehenge and you can't even get that up close to it. There's like a little rope fence that stops you from getting even like 15 feet c...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:55:00 PST

Can you believe...

That our trip is already more than half over!?! SUCKS. Anyway, spent Sunday at the Tower of London. We were taking bets about whether the tour guide was really well paid or if he just loved his job th...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:52:00 PST

Less sleepy in England...

So today I got to sleep in til 10 AM! I guess it was to make up for having to get up at such a horrendous hour yesterday. Anyway, now I feel refreshed at least. Yesterday, I went to see the new Pirate...
Posted by Emily on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:38:00 PST

Change in travel plans...

We have decided to skip the last week in Manchester and stay here in London for another week instead. There are many awesome things in London that have swayed this decision; some things that I wa...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST

Thursday in England

So we were very lazy yesterday and just lounged at the hotel all day. Laundry was about the most ambitious thing we tackled. For the most part. Still ended up staying up too late and am sleepy continu...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:05:00 PST

More trip info...

So Tuesday we went out to the London Zoo. The subtitle for this should be '10,000 Species of Birds'. It was okay as far as zoos go but it was ceratinly no San Deigo or even San Francisco zoo. We had t...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

England some more

So on Sunday we finished tackling the British Museum. It was awesome to see the Rosetta Stone, etc. However, As a lot of the rooms regarding Britsih History seemed to be closed, it have been better ti...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:42:00 PST

England II

So we have discovered Gareth's weakness... he is frail. Like a little girl (just kidding, Gareth, in case Amanda actually gives you this link!). Poor guy had to go to the emergency room...
Posted by Emily on Sun, 27 May 2007 02:55:00 PST