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About Me

Hello, I am Leah. The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me is that I am like the eighties bundled into one person, and the second nicest thing was when Kate told me that I had "like...really good..really indie taste in music". I like Topshop, literature, clever people (i.e. Oscar Wilde), going to the theatre, drinking vodka and doing really good dancing (people have been known to mistake me for Shakira) and spend a lot of time embarrassing myself without meaning to, for example when I flashed my bum at Amy the first two times I met her. People I meet often seem to think I have special needs. I do not like meeting new people, bananas, apricots, bad spelling, writing CVs, make up that promises to make you a better person and then fails miserably, people who try to sound intelligent by using big words but get them wrong or inaccurate history. I also don't like it when people steal wit from films or TV programmes and pretend that repeating it without a context makes them witty too. My short boyfriend is once again back on the scene and continues to be fancied by everyone, regardless of gender. woooooo. We love trampolines. Check out my sad act guest appearance...
Which Eddie Izzard line are you?
"I'm from Europe. Where the history comes from."
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You Are 62% Indie
You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The View. So I can punch the cheeky little upstarts.And him...

and him..

and this rather lovely man too..

and all these ladies, so maybe they could teach me how to be like them..

Music:

i am an old indie fart!

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For you, indie music died after "Loveless" came out. None of the bands around today are worthy of your time. Not that you've heard any of them. It's all been done before. Fuck off back to your REM albums, you annoying little twat.Take the quiz:
Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

Jeff Buckley
You are Jeff Buckley! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You have charisma and grace that sets you a part from many. You are beautiful! Oh, he died in 1997 from a drug-induced drowning in the Mississippi River.

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Indie all the way! especially Jeff Buckley, The Verve, Rage Against The Machine, Gene, The Automatic, The Bees, A-ha, arctic monkeys, The Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, The Dandy Warhols, The The, We Are Scientists

The Smiths, Joy Division, Coldplay, Kaiser Chiefs, the subways, Ocean colour scene, Howling Bells, The Grates, The Horrors, Bloc Party, The Strokes, Goldfrapp, Idlewild, kasabian, the longpigs, the flaming lips, placebo, pulp, the smashing pumpkins, iForward Russia!, gUiLLemOts, Interpol, maximo park, Boy Kill Boy, The Cure, The Rakes, The Walkmen, The Stones Roses, Cold War Kids, The Kooks, Radiohead, Suede, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Killers And absolutely anything eighties.
The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music

See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)
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Movies:



Monty Python flicks, the Breakfast Club, Wayne's World, Rosemary's Baby, The Graduate, It's a Wonderful Life, Amelie, Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the chocolate Factory, Trainspotting, Brokeback Mountain, Shaun of the Dead, Anchorman, About a Boy, Silence of the Lambs, Four Weddings, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite, Copycat, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, Pulp Fiction, Withnail And I, The Bone Collector, Se7en

Television:

The Mitchel and Webb Look makes me verrrry happy... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..absolutely love love LOVE complete trash like america's next top model and project catwalk, friends, black books, Extras, Peep Show, Teachers etc etc I love this man:
I'd watch effing Songs of Praise if he was presenting it in a sexy mockney manner! Take the quiz:
What Character from Coupling (BBC) Are You?

Sally
"Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way."
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Coupling too, me and Beth watch it because we're cooler than you!.. width="425" height="350" ..
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
adopt your own virtual pet!

Books:

The Great Gatsby is bloody lovely!"so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past"To Kill A Mockingbird (everyone should be made to read that book)!, American Psycho, trashy chick lit, the Narnia books, White Teeth, anything by George Orwell. Put anything interesting in front of me and I'll probably read it.

Heroes:

I Love Them All!!
" or death?"

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Florrie's Fairytale Ball!

These are the best of the bunch, I've deleted the true horrors!enjoy!...
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kill me..

keep getting flashbacks to friday night...including proverbial humping of a guy's leg.. and aforementioned guy then having to beat me off with a stick.. possibly literally. fuck!...
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