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Den Hansem

Fat guy in a little coat!

About Me

. .The return of Bangtown! After a four year hiatus Bangtown has resurfaced, this time a little classier, a little more grown up and a lot prettier.
You scored as Absurd Hero, Life is absurd, but that is no reason to become a depressive emo. You are a regular Camus style Sisyphus, finding happiness through pointless and repetitive labour and laughing at the general insanity of the world. Unlike the vast majority of abstract philosophical archetypes you actually like people.

Ubermensch


77%

Absurd Hero


77%

The Underground Man


63%

Philosopher King


57%

Sadean Libertine


57%

The Prince


56%

The Fountainhead


47%

Ellsworth Toohey


47%

The Last Man


37%
What philosophical archetype are you?
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My Interests

I'd rather be surfing than talking to you! Besides that... Debauchery, Decadence and excess! Pushing my limits and then pushing yours. switchblades, monkeys, old style pilsner, aces, Nudity, cliff jumping, my skateboard, your sister, bangtown, tacos, Texas, wearing girls pants, Pepsi, guns, Chevelles, sleeping on the dirt, that look in a girl's eye, losing t-shirts, buzz-bombing off Myrtle Point, boxing, other people's money, late-nite chinese food, matchmaking, old friends and new loves. leaving no regrets, freefalling, strippers, daydreaming, float plane rides across Haida Gwaii, boobs, getting away with shit soley because of my smile! Rock-Fu, being underwater on mushrooms, waking up early in LA, inflatable yellow boats, the first kiss, my manties, wearing shitty make-up, people watching, unclasping bras wih one-hand, inflating my ego, embarrasing myself, being face to face with a bear in the woods, Strawberry sodas, the fact that Americans call drinks "cocktails", concussions, brisk sprints thru Gastown at 2AM, Brass Knuckles, ketchup at the Cambie, shortened cab rides, death-defing roof top acrobatics. Getting myself in as much trouble as i can! all those soft, smooth curves of the female body.

I'd like to meet:

Surprise me!

Music:

The Darkness, CRUE, AC/DC, Murder City Devils, Chinatown, Black Halos, The Cure, The Faint, Elefant, The Sounds, Jesus and Mary Chain, Turbonegro, GnR, Maiden, Datsuns, D4, Highwaymen, Johnny Thunders and Johnny Fuckin Cash. Interpol, RATT, Goldfrapp, Postal Service, Social Distortion, Echo and the Bunnymen, BRMC, Stills, Iggy, Bright Eyes, Living Things, Motorhead, New York Dolls, Love and Rockets, the first song Deaner ever wrote on an Acoustic guitar, Forgotten Rebels, Rezillos, Gang of Four, Cars, Dead Kennedys, Skinny Puppy, Andrew W.K., Jeff Buckley, Go-Go's, Cardigans, Stones, Cult, Hank 3 (all three hanks actually), george jones, willie nelson, Waylon Jennings, Mike Ness, KISS, Crowned King, Depeche Mode, Bruce Springsteen. Love and Rockets, The Idols, The Cramps, Ministry, Sinead O'Connor, The Ramones, More Motley Crue, Duran Duran, Petshop boys, AFI, Cypress Hill, MC5, Gang War, Dead Boys

Movies:

Fear and Loathing, Kill Bill, First Blood, Trainspotting, In God's Hands, Sid and Nancy, Fubar, Smokey and the Bandit. Everything by Johnny Depp or Tim Burton.

Books:

The Dirt! Please Kill Me.The Stranger, Myth of Sysiphis, Fathers and Sons, Heidegger, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Anti Christ, Twilight of the Idols, The Geneology of Morals, Symposium, The Republic, Rambo: First Blood 2, the novel adaptation. Perfect 10 and Hustler. Etiquitte for Outlaws. The Fuck-Up. The Bahgavad Gita. I just finished Brave New World and i hated it!

Heroes:

Pepe le Pew, John Rambo, Don Juan, Nikki Sixx, Johnny Depp, Duanne Peters, Steve Caballero,

My Blog

Summer 2006

In case you haven't heard me incessantly rambling about it, i was accepted into the SFU Field School in Prague for the summer semester. It took me about a year, and shit loads of work, to get it and h...
Posted by Den Hansem on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:18:00 PST

as requested by my pirate friends

Ive walked from Pender and docked in Seychelles. And if I blew the sails myself then how can I return? A boy no more I fear. For now I walk with the very letch, I idolized from far. Teeth and blades ...
Posted by Den Hansem on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Never

I NEVER.... ( ) I Never Have Been Drunk ( ) I Never Have Smoked Pot ( ) I Never Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex ( ) I Never Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x) I Never Crashed A ...
Posted by Den Hansem on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST