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About Me

i am 20, and i dont have much else to sayaim- kevinayum

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Fire Crotch
People Iced: Sixteen
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon Shank
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Cross-Eyed Chris
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How will you die? (25 possibilities)

You will be eaten alive by rabid gophers.
Never in your wildest imaginings would you ever have dreamed that your sole purpose in life was to one day serve as a tasty snack for a pack of rabid gophers, but God has a sense of humor. It's just that sometimes that humor is cruel. On a more positive note, you will be reincarnated as a rabid gopher, and sweet rodenty vengeance shall be yours!

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My Interests

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What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)

Pall Mall Reds
You're Pall Mall Reds... Close to marlbro but more of a slacker attitude and stronger cigarettes...

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Music:

as i lay dying, converge, dillinger escape plan, poison the well, mastodon, explosions in the sky, envy, other shit i dont feel like typing, except for Norah Jones, Sarah Machlaughlin, The Cardigans, Alannis Morsiette, and Hootie and the Blowfish! They RAWK!

Movies:

not donnie darko, fight club, braveheart, forrest gump, a mighty wind, harold and kumar..., lilo and stitch, four rooms, kill bill vol. 1 & 2, friday, requiem for a dream, big daddy, deuce bigalow male gigolo, the matrices, stand and deliver, better off dead, office space, anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy, the lion king

Television:

family guy, south park, the simpsons, [as], house md, rocko's modern life, and anything on the oxygen channel. Feminists are awesome.

Books:

reading is stupid. That's why I just look at porn, cause the pictures are great, and I am illiteratte anyways...

Heroes:

joe camel, mickey lockwood, Ellen Degeneris