the difference between a bulldog and a hockey mom...one can lick its own balls. |
Hello. My, you look well.
My mom will openly admit that she is closed-minded. I ask my mom if she's going to tune in to Sarah Palin's speech at the magical RNC.
"I have no interest ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:24:00 GMT |
you just called me out in public, so now i must destroy you. |
Been a long time. You're looking well.
I would love to say that after such an extended absence there are a ton of new and touching things in my life. Get used to disappointment.
I have the...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:47:00 GMT |
weird news of the day....son of a bitch |
you know that famous arresting officer, what’s his face. yeah, he’s now a DUI DEFENSE ATTORNEY.
What....the.....frick.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:52:00 GMT |
We are the ones we have been waiting for. |
Dude, I love politics. The more this race goes on, the more I like it. I am really enjoying watching the political process this time around because I think, for the first time, I feel more...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:35:00 GMT |
You need to turn around now. You will be bored here. |
As a history nerd, I am fascinated by US Presidents. I understand their humanity and the unfairness of pedestals. They're only men, after all. And now I am suddenly wondering if "me...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:24:00 GMT |
but i couldn’t escape the ghetto in my soul. |
this suggestion is going to be a strictly non-fiction entry. it comes from katie barnes.
her suggestion?
"bologna"
When I go grocery shopping, I'm always faced with the stunning choices i...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:50:00 GMT |
in the big, rock candy mountain |
this story idea came from sean miller (a person i don't know, which makes it very exciting). his suggestion:
"antiques roadshow"
My great-grandmother left me her wedding dress. A useless t...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 16:14:00 GMT |
Andre 3000 is a goddamn liar! |
I love Stephen King. Truly. And yes, I know what that can mean. So what if it's not "literary". what the fuck does that even mean? just because it doesn't have an allusio...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:09:00 GMT |
what the hell is with these missing commas? |
i always try to stay openminded about my political views, mainly because i hate it when people are vehemently defending a certain way of thinking but, at the same time, have no facts and sound like a ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:19:00 GMT |
i think that man is singing to me. |
i have recently gotten into the habit of reading self help books. i think this new hobby draws from my tendency to seek answers to small problems. i rarely, if ever, ponder the meaning of ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 00:07:00 GMT |
