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Mr. Derek X. Cohen

Knowledge is power.....too much is devastation

About Me

Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and girls! Dogs and cats! Welcome to the official fan based comedy myspace page of Mr. Derek Xavier Cohen. Known as a clean, observational, quick witted, energetic, and political comic, Derek graces the comedy stage with conviction and knows how to capture an audience’s attention with a commanding but playful voice. Derek has also hosted numerous comedy clubs, casinos, military shows, special events and benefits. Derek has also shared the stage with other familiar comedians such as Bill Bellamy, Mark Curry, Shang, Honest John and other hilarious comedians in the comedy industry. Unfortunately, Derek’s comedic demonstration videos are not public due to joke thieves. Derek also serves his country proudly in the U.S. Navy. He is known as of right now the only comedian today who is still active duty in the U.S. Navy. Hoorah! Derek also shows his generosity by giving back to his community in participating numerous African American support groups and festivities, churches, and the unfortunate. If you are a booker, agency or simply desire to take a look at Derek’s work by video, simply send him an email and he will gladly provide you with a video of his work. All his jokes are copywrited! Thank you for stopping by! Remember to keep supporting live comedy and if you see a service member in uniform, look him or her in the eye and thank them for serving for our great nation! GOD BLESS!

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My Interests

I absolutely LOVE meeting new people. I am one of the nicest person that you will ever meet but will call B.S. if I see it. Good or bad, I am extremely honest! I could be sometimes a butthead but it's only to protect myself if I feel I am being used. During my time whenever I am not performing, I love playing games. It's a great stress relief and takes me out of reality momentarily. I love getting out and about and meeting people. I love a good conversation. I am very opinionated and like to share the way I feel on certain things, whether good or bad, to others. I guess that's about it!

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My Blog

Ok, what’s going on with SOME San Diego people?

Hello myspace friends! Okay, I have to get this off of my chest. As I go about my day to day activities, I would usually go to bars, clubs and other social places around San Diego. Now I am a very soc...
Posted by Mr. Derek X. Cohen on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:21:00 PST

Called "N****r" twice in one day? How can that be?

Oh my goodness! Tonight has been one of the most unusual nights I’ve ever had! How in the world did I get to be called a "nigger" twice in one day? Okay here’s the scoop. I was at one of m...
Posted by Mr. Derek X. Cohen on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST

Pull your damn pants up!!!

Hey, Young Men....Pull Your D*** Pants Up!!" With recent ordinances being put forth in various cities across the country regarding young men walking around in public with their pants sagging low enoug...
Posted by Mr. Derek X. Cohen on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:21:00 PST

How do you feel about this video? Comments!

How do you feel about this video? ...
Posted by Mr. Derek X. Cohen on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:01:00 PST

The Don Imus scandal!!!!

I've heard alot of views about this whole Don Imus scandal. Well being a black man who is well aware of the racist society that we inhabit, I am the first to say "We'll stop playing the race card when...
Posted by Mr. Derek X. Cohen on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:30:00 PST

Stop Blaming Myspace!!!

Anybody happen to catch Nightline last night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the newspaper or watches the 6 o'clock news th...
Posted by Mr. Derek X. Cohen on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST