I'd like to meet:
Pencil-necked geeks, grit-eating freaks, scum-sucking peaheads with lousy physiques
Music:
T. Rex, Chuck Berry, Morrissey, the Rolling Stones, Redd Kross, Sonics, Stooges, Dictators, MC5, Alice Cooper, Tommy James & the Shondells, Seeds, the Cramps, Dead Moon, Sweet, Del Shanon, Dion, Dwarves, Flamin' Groovies, Runaways, GG Allin, Slade, the Damned, Ugly Ducklings, The Sonics, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Screamin Lord Sutch, Lucia Pamela, the Guess Who, Troggs, Shirelles, Ronettes, Motorhead, the Shaggs, Teenage Head, Forgotten Rebels, Ramones, Scorpions, Thor, Guitar Wolf, Stompin Tom
Movies:
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Secretary, Desperate Teenage Lovedolls, Rock and Roll High School, Howards End, Animal House, Phantom of the Paradise, A Dirty Shame, Crybaby, A Christmas Story, Mad Monster Party, Cabaret, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Young Frankenstein, A Hard Day's Night, Geisha Boy/The Disorderly Orderly/The Nutty Professor [all that Jerry Lewis stuff]
Television:
Frightenstein & the Western Hour
Books:
Lucky Jim, Jeeves and Wooster stories, Rupert Bear, Adrian Mole, Howards End, A Room of Ones Own, Please Kill Me, The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz, Lord Peter Wimsey mysteries, The Road to Wigan Pier, Jerusalem the Golden, Landscape for a Good Woman, Customs in Common, Why Cats Paint