Laying around watching movies,Reading books and comics,All things Horror,The Art of the Neck Punch,Playing video games till my eyes bleed,Music,Summer BBQ's(Or anytime of the year...blizzard bbq!)Good food,Getting tattooed,Halloween,Ice cold cans of P.B.R.,Schaffer,or Miller High Life in bottles(ok so i'm white trash)Hanging out on Martha's Vineyard in the off-season(not a soul around)
O.K. FIRST THINGS FIRST IF YOU WANT ME TO ADD YOU AS A FRIEND PLEASE E-MAIL ME FIRST AND SAY HELLO,STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION,SAY SOMETHING THAT WAY I KNOW YOU ARE SERIOUS AND NOT JUST COLLECTING.NEXT IF YOU ARE FRIEND REQUESTING ME JUST TO CHECK OUT YOUR "FREE" WEB-CAM...UNLESS YOUR PLANNING ON HAVING ME ON AS A GUEST STAR THEN QUIT BOTHERING ME I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE.DO YOU GET ME SWEETHEART?Now with all that said I am a very nice guy and I hope all that didn't put anyone off.So without further delay here's who I'd like to meet.People to come and drink with me at my job so I can make you puke and then kick you in the crotch while your down(don't worry I only do that to my really good friends).The Mallory to my Mickey,the Alabama to my Clarence,the Marla to my Jack/Tyler,the Victoria to my Anton(bonus points if you know that one),...my Rushmore.Anyone who can tell me what a Fraggle Stick Car is and where I can get one.............. strangers who keep checking out my profile....... SO STOP LOOKING AND E-MAIL ME FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
The Clash,The Misfits,Faith No More,Mr.Bungle,Nick Cave,Demonspeed,Scissor Fight,Beastie Boys,Social Distortion and Mike Ness solo,Sheer Terror,Underdog,Ludichrist,The Crumbsuckers,White and Rob Zombie,Duran Duran,Supersuckers,A.F.I.,Johnny Cash,Goblin,Token Entry,Nashville Pussy,Cro-Mags,The Gravediggaz,CKY,The Business,The Bad Luck 13,The Dropkick Murphys,B.O.C.,The Police,And a hell of alot of other stuff...
Jaws,Dawn of the Dead,Zombie,Dog Soldiers,The Howling,Shock Waves,PHIBES!,Snatch,The Thing,Halloween,Any Godzilla flick,The Good the Bad and the Ugly,The Outlaw Josey Wales,Indiana Jones trilogy,The Pink Panther series,The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,Hellraiser,Escape from New York,The Fog,Fight Club,Evil Dead 2,Any Lupin the 3rd flick,Jackass,The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3,Boondock Saints,Bad Santa,Battle Royale,Friday,Brother,Shaun of the Dead,Seven,Natural Born Killers,Deathrace 2000,Apocalypse Now,Samurai Trilogy,Lone Wolf and Cub series,Half-Baked,As Good as it Gets,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Aliens,Friday the 13th parts 1,2,3,4,6and 7,Caddyshack,Animal House,Fletch,Bubba Ho-tep,Return of the Living Dead,House of a 1000 Corpses,Scarecrows,The Creature from the Black Lagoon,Clerks,Dirty Harry,The original Star Wars trilogy(not that re-released horse shit)Office Space,Free Enterprise,Super Troopers,The Hollywood Knights,True Romance,Hardware and Dust Devil(Richard Stanley is the fucking man)You gettin' the idea that I like to watch movies?
The Twilight Zone(It just doesn't get any better),Band of Brothers(I laughed,I cried,I cursed at the tv...amazing),Jackass,Transformers:Beast Wars,Tyler's Ultimate,The Chapelle Show,Any thing on The History Channel,Cold Case Files,American Justice,The Young Ones(As a teen it made me want to live with a hippie,a hipster,and a self proclaimed man of the people just so I could hit them with a cricket bat),The Man Show(Guilty pleasure),Viva La Bam,Wild Boyz,Underdog,Rocky and Bullwinkle,Da Ali G Show,LOST,and here's another for ya' Spaced(just bought the three disc set and it's fucking hysterical)
Anything by Joe R Landsdale(White Trash Texas Cow Punk),American Psycho,Zodiac,Zodiac Unmasked,How to Be a Villian(as far back as I can remember I always wanted to have my very own lair),The Zombie Survival Guide(You never know),The BBQ Bible,Any Cal McDonald Mystery(Booze Swillin'Pill Poppin'Knuckle Bustin'Monster Ass Kicker),Sin City,Hellboy,Blade of the Immortal,Any thing by Hunter S. Thompson,The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,Preacher("Not enough gun..."),Anything by Richard Matheson(The man),The Meg series,Flags of Our Fathers(Made my cry like a school girl),Any Lovecraft story but mostly the Cthulu mythos,True crime,Anything by Chuck Palahniuk,The Riverman,Scud the Disposable Assassin
Godzilla,Josey Wales,Bruce the shark from Jaws,and on a more serious note the men of Easy Company.And most importantly...me Ma'.