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About Me

I teach college part-time, and am a Chicago White Sox season ticket holder. I hate mushrooms on my pizza. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I plagiarize with utter exactness. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
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My Interests

These are a few of my favorite things: Film and filmmaking; films of John Cassavates; greatest hockey player that ever lived -- Bobby Orr; the Chicago White Sox; the music of Elvis Costello; the absolute brilliance of Andy Kaufman; the music of Greg Dulli; great white sharks; the Truth; Eastern Orthodox mysticism; international politics; Serbian history; Mars and beyond; Joseph Campbell

I'd like to meet:

Emir Kusturica; Andy Kaufman

Music:

Elvis Costello; The Gutter Twins; The Afghan Whigs; The Twilight Singers; R.E.M.; The Doors; The Beatles; The Monkees; The Ramones; The Stooges; The Velvet Underground; The Knack; The Jam; Husker Du; The Replacements; The Sex Pistols; The Dead Kennedys; The Cramps; Adam and The Ants; Black Flag; Wire; Circle Jerks; Gang of Four; ~X~; The Feelies

Movies:

Last Tango in Paris; Hiroshima Mon Amour; The Killing of the Chinese Bookie; A Woman Under the Influence; Husbands; Faces; Mean Streets; Dog Day Afternoon; Marathon Man; Harold and Maude; McCabe & Mrs. Miller; Pieces of April; Hangin' with the Homeboys; Laws of Gravity; The Producers; Jaws; Underground; Black Cat/White Cat; The Big Lebowski; Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke; Places of the Heart; The Station Agent; Field of Dreams; Wonderland; The Bicycle Thief; Rushmore; Tokyo Story; The White Balloon; The King of Comedy; Magnolia; Punch Drunk Love; Eyes Wide Shut; Yugoslavia: The Avoidable War

Television:

The Shield; John from Cincinnati; The Sopranos; The Monkees; Seinfeld; Everybody Loves Raymond; Entourage; CSI; American Chopper; The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Books:

The Last Temptation of Christ; Crime and Punishment; A Confederacy of Dunces; In Cold Blood; On the Road; The History of God; Black Lamb and Grey Falcon; The Rape of Serbia; The Second Son; American Dreaming: The Films of John Cassavetes and the American Experience; The Films of John Cassavetes: Pragmaticm, Modernism, and the Movies; Pop-up books! Who doesn't love pop-up books?

Heroes:

John Cassavetes; Nemanja Kusturica; P.T. Anderson; A.J. Pierzynski; Bobby Orr; Walter Payton; Mozart; Jesus Christ; Chuck Barris; my dad, grandfather, and uncle... and last, but certainly not even close to the least, my brother.

My Blog

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Posted by Marko!! on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:07:00 PST

Kosovo is Serbia.

Kosovo is Serbia.
Posted by Marko!! on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

Dance, motherfuckers. Dance.

My move has always been to get loaded on tequilla (REQUIRED), go on the dance floor REAL cocky-like, wait til the girls give you that "fuck yeah, you're dancing" attention, then..with right heel tappi...
Posted by Marko!! on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:45:00 PST

Prayer for Enemies

Bless my enemies, O Lord. Even I bless them and do not curse them. Enemies have driven me into your embrace more than friends have. Friends have bound me to earth, enemies have loosed me from earth an...
Posted by Marko!! on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:16:00 PST

The Marko du Sade

His greatest conquest was a woman six decades his senior, and a dozen years deceased. He made love with such vigor that it dislodged her bones, and yet he afforded her the highest compliment he afford...
Posted by Marko!! on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST