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Anyone who is an artist and uses earwax to express him/herself. Earwax is a passion of mine. It is SO erotic when you think about it. It comes from a canal that is so close to your deepest thoughts and most sensuous emotions. Its sticky, its warm, it has its own unique odor and taste. I dare you to taste it. I do enough earwax tasting for the rest of you sinners. You can thank me later.

My Blog

www.badjuniper.com

I published the first page of my website! Holy crap, I am so proud of myself for getting that done. Now I just have to make it actually do stuff...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:34:00 GMT

The Job Interview

I went to a job interview on tuesday. They asked several typical questions. I did alright until they asked, "Why should we hire you instead of someone with more experience?" To which I answered, "W...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT

Fat Dog****

I went to Michigan on Tuesday to visit my Dad. His dog, Sasha, is fat...really fat...shockingly fat. Sasha has always been chunky but lately my Dad's other dog, William, has not been doing well so t...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:31:00 GMT

Ouch!!

Thursday evening I was working in my studio wearing socks. Daniel came in and wanted to see what I was printing. I stepped aside to show him one of the proofs I was working on. When I stepped back ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:25:00 GMT

Chocolate Cheese?

Daniel and I just went to Wisconsin for the day and we bought about 10 lbs of cheese. We were lucky enough to find a cheese factory that had open viewing of the cheese making process...fascinating! ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:26:00 GMT

Corn Chips

Seriously, why do some dogs smell exactly like corn chips?
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:43:00 GMT

Our party...

We as an apt. had a party. There are seven of us so the party was large and included several people that were friends of friends. I'd guess that there were at least 75 people in attendance at all ti...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:56:00 GMT

Things I'm in denial about...

**Ellen is moving in 10 days!!**I am moving this week!!**The Cicadas are coming Tonight!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 14:19:00 GMT

Reminder to all vegetarians...

I just ate a corn dog for the first time in my entire life...all right veggie corn dog(morning star), but still. For some reason when I was a kid the smell of corn dogs made me want to die, or at lea...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:20:00 GMT

I miss my cat...

Atoki died and I miss the back of her head.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 17:49:00 GMT